Dog Mom Fur Life Kensington Tritan™ Sport Bottle 20oz
$16.65
Stay hydrated while herding your four-legged chaos coordinator with the Dog Mom Fur Life™ Kensington Tritan™ Sport Bottle. Made from shatterproof Tritan™ plastic (because gravity happens), this 20oz MVP features a spill-resistant lid, built-in straw, and a clip-friendly design for moms on the move. It’s lightweight, leak-proof, and sass-compatible — just like you.
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Tag : BPA free sass gear, dog mom sport bottle, funny dog lover water bottle, leash loop hydration, unbreakable dog mom essential
Because staying hydrated is the second most important job after being a full-time dog mom (the first, obviously, is managing your pup’s emotional needs), the Dog Mom Fur Life™ Sport Bottle is here to make sure you don’t pass out before your fourth walk of the day. Made with ultra-durable Tritan™ plastic — it’s shatterproof, stain-proof, odor-resistant, and absolutely drama-free (unlike your dog when you whisper “bath”).
With a spill-resistant, screw-on lid and built-in straw, it’s perfect for sipping sassily mid-hike, mid-lunge, or mid-eye-roll. Lightweight and carabiner-hook friendly, this bottle goes where you go — preferably with a leash and snacks.
✨ Key Features:
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Tritan™ Construction: Tough enough to survive daily drops, dog zoomies, and the backseat of your car post dog park.
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Shatter, Stain & Odor Resistant: Because your water bottle shouldn’t smell like regret or mystery meat treats.
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Wide Mouth Opening: Easy to fill, easy to clean, impossible for your dog to unscrew.
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Spill-Resistant Lid + Straw: Sip like a queen without dousing yourself in public.
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Carabiner Hook Ready: Clip it, carry it, flaunt it — hydration never looked this leash-compatible.
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Lightweight & BPA-Free: Your conscience is clean, and so is your water.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Hand wash only — yes, even if the dishwasher is right there judging you.
- Your future hydrated self will thank you.
📏 Size Guide:
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Just Right: 20oz capacity, ideal for water, sports drinks, or a healthy splash of “don’t talk to me.”
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Adventure-Approved: Tall and slender enough to fit in backpacks, tote bags, and the chaos that is your life.
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One-Hand Friendly: So you can multitask like a pro: holding the leash, dodging squirrels, and sipping like a star.
💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for dog park drama, gym guilt, and unexpected squirrel chases. Clip it to your backpack and act like you’ve got your life together — hydration is half the illusion.
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20oz Height, in 9.53 Diameter, in 2.60 -