Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Sturdier than your last situationship, but way cuddlier
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Vibrant Colors: Brighter than your future after three cups of coffee
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Flat Folded Edge: Neat, clean, and suspiciously adult-like
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Lightweight: Like your responsibilities when the dog is the only one judging
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One-sided Print: All the pizzazz, none of the print-on-your-face risk during naps
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart), gentle cycle. Tumble dry low (like your standards when the dog steals the blanket). Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean—this blanket is high-maintenance in all the right ways.
Size Guide (Imperial):
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30″ × 40″ – Small dog, big heart
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50″ × 60″ – Netflix & slobber
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60″ × 80″ – Covers you, the dog, and your snack shame
Pro Tip: Buy one for yourself and one for the dog—because sharing is caring, but not when it comes to fleece.
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| 30″ × 40″ | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 40.00 |