Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Fanny Pack
$26.28
Running late? Blame it on a dog—and do it fashionably with this fanny pack that screams “organized chaos.” With three zippered pockets, a snack-friendly interior, and a strap that adjusts faster than your excuses, this is the waist-hugging hero you never knew you needed. Holds keys, cards, and your constant desire to pet every dog in sight.
Categories : Accessories, Travel Accessories
Tag : chaotic neutral accessory, dog lover fashion, fanny pack fabulous, hands-free dog chasing, unapologetically late
This isn’t your grandma’s fanny pack—unless your grandma is outrageously fashionable and maybe a little obsessed with dogs. Perfect for humans who love hands-free convenience and a good excuse for being late. With enough room for snacks, a phone, emergency dog treats, and maybe your dignity, this fanny pack is built for wanderers, festival-goers, and every dog chaser in between.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Durable, quick-drying, and basically bulletproof against minor coffee spills and spontaneous rainstorms.
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Adjustable Strap: Because one size fits all…ish. Whether you’re petite or “built for comfort,” it fits snug and flat.
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Three Zipper Pockets: Store your essentials—wallet, phone, dog biscuit bribes, etc.—without playing zipper roulette.
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Black Lining with Divider: Organization, but make it sassy.
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Vibrant Print: Show off your chaotic, dog-loving aesthetic with crisp, high-quality color that refuses to fade—like your obsession with dogs.
Care Instructions:
- Remove your life’s contents first (seriously).
- Pretreat stains like they talked back to your dog.
- Hand wash gently with warm water and mild detergent.
- Air dry while contemplating your next late arrival.
Size Guide:
One-size-fits-most with an adjustable strap. Spacious enough for essentials, compact enough to avoid looking like you’re smuggling snacks for an entire park picnic.
Pro Tip: Perfect for chasing dogs and dreams. Bonus: With three pockets and a cardholder, you’ll feel like a secret agent… of chaos and canine distraction.
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