Dog Mom Fur Life Lunch Bags

Who says your turkey club can’t commute in style? Introducing the Dog Mom Fur Life Neoprene Lunch Bag—a fashionable food fortress for your midday munchies. Crafted with squishy-soft yet surprisingly strong neoprene (science!), this bag boasts a curvy figure and a magnetic personality—literally, thanks to the button closure. Whether you’re heading to the park, the office, or your dog’s therapist, this bag will keep your snacks safe and stylish.

Key Features:

• Material Royalty: 100% neoprene (aka 95% polyester + 5% spandex = stretchy snack hugger)

• Double Bar Handles: Because you’ve got places to be and at least one hand to spare

• Spacious Main Compartment: Fits your three-course meal and your dreams of a quiet lunch

• Magnetic Button Closure: Click—secure, like your dog’s grip on your heart

• Curved Design & Flat Bottom: Stylish silhouette with anti-squish tech

Care Instructions:

• Before you wage war on lunch spills, remove your cargo (leftover lasagna doesn’t clean itself).
• Pretreat spots with a gentle stain remover.
• Use warm water, a mild detergent, and a terry cloth or soft bristle brush to clean.
• Air dry like it’s sunbathing—but don’t actually leave it in the sun (this diva doesn’t tan well).

Size Guide:

• Width: 9.3″ – Roomy enough for a burrito the size of your regrets

• Height: 7.7″ – Tall enough to whisper affirmations to your smoothie

• Depth: 4.7″ – Deep enough to hide cookies from your coworkers

Pro Tip: Tired of coworkers eyeing your stylish snack satchel? Write “Dog Mom’s Lunch Only – Violators will fetch!” on a sticky note. Works every time.

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