Dog Mom Fur Life Classic Cuffed Beanie (Embroidery)
$22.48
Because your brain cells deserve warmth—even if most of them are used to remember your dog’s birthday, vet schedule, and treat preferences. This embroidered beanie is soft, stretchy, and unapologetically dog mom chic. Perfect for cold walks, coffee runs, and covering that hair you didn’t brush because your dog needed cuddles first.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : canine cuddle couture, cold weather dog fashion, dog mom beanie, embroidered winter hat, funny pet parent gear
Being a dog mom doesn’t stop when the temperature drops—and now your beanie doesn’t have to be boring either. The Dog Mom Fur Life Classic Cuffed Beanie is here to rescue your head from hypothermia and your outfit from mediocrity.
Made from 100% turbo acrylic (yes, turbo—like your dog when you whisper “park”), this embroidered masterpiece is hypoallergenic, stretch-friendly, and judgment-proof. Whether you’re walking your fur baby in subzero temps or just hiding your third-day dry shampoo disaster, this hat says, “Yes, I love my dog more than people. No, I don’t need your opinion.”
🐾 Key Features:
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12″ Cuffed Design: Fold it, cuff it, flaunt it—classic style that says “I have snacks in my pocket and no regrets.”
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Embroidered Statement: The “Dog Mom Fur Life” message is stitched in with love, sass, and a sprinkle of fur-fueled pride.
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100% Turbo Acrylic: Soft, strong, and ready for action. It’s like a chew toy for your head—but please don’t actually chew it.
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Hypoallergenic: Made to be kind to your skin, even if your dog’s idea of affection is licking your entire face.
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One Size Fits All: From messy bun enthusiasts to hat-head survivors—this one fits the whole pack.
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Sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea: Quality that’s globally respected and dog-walk tested.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because life’s messy, especially with a dog:
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Spot clean with warm water and dish soap.
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Don’t soak it—this isn’t a bubble bath.
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For stubborn dirt (or mysterious “park goo”), use a soft-bristled brush.
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Keep it out of the washer unless you enjoy shapeless mysteries.
📏 Size Guide:
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Length (Uncuffed): Full cozy coverage—because your ears deserve better.
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Length (Cuffed): Classic beanie length, perfect for head warmth and sass containment.
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Width: Snug but forgiving—like your dog when you forget a treat.
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Circumference: Stretches to fit most noggins that contain at least 70% dog-related thoughts.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with your favorite dog-walking hoodie and a hot coffee you’ll never finish because your dog needs to sniff every single blade of grass. Wear it proudly—especially during those awkward “Oh, that’s not a stick” moments on your morning walk.
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