Key Features:
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🗓 Two Sizes, Same Chaos: Choose between 11″ x 8.5″ (matte) or 14″ x 11.5″ (glossy)—because some moms like options, and others just want the big one so everyone can see how busy she is.
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✨ High-Quality Paper Stock: So premium, even spilled coffee will feel honored to land on it.
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🌈 Large Vibrant Images: Each month brings a fresh pop of color to distract from life’s daily “What’s for dinner?” crisis.
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🔄 Spiral Binding: Flips easier than your mood after the kids “clean” their rooms.
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🕳 Centered Hanging Hole: For perfect wall symmetry—because Mom deserves balance somewhere in her life.
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📱 Small QR Codes on the Back: For when Mom pretends she’s tech-savvy but just wants to scan something that isn’t a grocery receipt.
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✍️ Matte Grid Area: Because Mom’s notes, reminders, and “DON’T FORGET” messages deserve to stay smudge-free (unlike her mascara after family holidays).
Care Instructions:
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Keep it on a wall where everyone can see—bonus points if you hang it in the kitchen, the true headquarters of all mom operations.
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Avoid using as a coaster, chore chart, or passive-aggressive communication tool (“See, it’s written HERE that you have dishes tonight”).
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Flip each month promptly, or Mom might think it’s still April and panic that she’s behind.
Size Guide:
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11″ x 8.5″ (Matte): The practical pick for the efficient mom who loves her notes neat, her grids writable, and her chaos contained within arm’s reach. Perfect for kitchens, offices, or anywhere her family might accidentally see her reminders.
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14″ x 11.5″ (Glossy): The deluxe, statement-making option for the mom who deserves her schedule in full cinematic glory. Big, bold, and impossible to ignore—just like her when she’s asking who left dishes in the sink.
Pro Tip: Write birthdays, appointments, and “ME TIME” directly in pen—because you deserve permanence. And if anyone else writes over it? Just circle it three times in red ink and add a note that says “Nice try.”
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| 11″ x 8.5″ | 14″ x 11.5″ | |
|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 10.98 | 14.02 |
| Height (closed), in | 8.50 | 11.50 |
| Height (open), in | 17.01 | 22.99 |
