Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Swim Shorts (AOP)
$33.30 – $35.40
Dog moms, let’s be honest—your beach day isn’t just about relaxing. It’s about dodging tidal waves from overenthusiastic pups, chasing after stolen flip-flops, and somehow getting soaked before even stepping into the water. Quick-drying polyester – Because no one likes walking around in soggy shorts. Adjustable drawstring waist – Stays put, even when your dog suddenly yanks the leash. Mesh lining for breathability – Comfort level: next-level lounging approved. Side pockets – For treats, emergency tennis balls, and your dignity after a surprise splash attack. Slip these on, embrace the chaos, and get ready for a fur-filled, splash-tastic adventure! 🐕💦
Categories : Swimwear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : best dog mom swim shorts, leash yank proof, pockets for treats, quick-dry dog parent gear, splash-tested swimwear
Dog moms, we know your beach trips involve more dog-wrangling than sunbathing. Between chasing down a runaway pup, dodging an enthusiastic splash attack, and somehow ending up just as wet as your dog, you need swim shorts that dry fast, fit great, and come with pockets for emergency treats.
These lightweight, quick-drying polyester swim shorts are designed for comfort, durability, and full-on dog mom (or dog dad) action. With an adjustable drawstring waist for the perfect fit, breathable mesh lining, and convenient side pockets, these shorts are ready for cannonballs, poolside lounging, and unexpected leash-yank sprints.
Key Features:
🐶 Quick-Drying Polyester Fabric – Because no one likes soggy shorts.
🐶 Adjustable Drawstring Waist – Stay secure, even when your dog decides to use you as a launching pad.
🐶 Side Pockets – For treats, dog bags, and the occasional stolen tennis ball.
🐶 Mesh Lining – Comfy, breathable, and keeps things in place during high-speed beach zoomies.
🐶 Unisex Fit – Perfect for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone who has ever had their swimwear hijacked by a wet pup.
Care Instructions:
🐾 No Dry Cleaning: If your dog doesn’t require it, neither should your shorts.
🐾 No Ironing: These shorts aren’t here for a press conference.
🐾 Tumble Dry on Low: Or let your dog drag them into the sun for “natural drying.”
🐾 No Bleach: Saltwater, sand, and dog slobber are plenty.
🐾 Machine Wash Cold: Because fresh shorts = happy dog mom.Size Guide:
🐶 S – For the dog parent who still thinks they can outswim their pup.
🐶 M – Moves with you, whether you’re lounging or launching a tennis ball into the abyss.
🐶 L – Snug, comfy, and ready for a full day of fur, sun, and fun.
🐶 XL – Stylish and functional, because beach days are serious business.
🐶 2XL – Holds up to belly flops, dog dives, and post-swim snack runs.
🐶 3XL – Because swim shorts should be lived in, not just worn.
🐶 4XL – Ultimate comfort level for lounging, chasing, and snack-hoarding.Pro Tip: Buy two pairs—one for wearing, and one for when your dog inevitably mistakes them for their new favorite chew toy. 🐕💕
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Waist width, in 15.35 – 17.72 15.75 – 18.11 16.54 – 19.29 16.93 – 20.08 17.32 – 20.87 17.72 – 21.65 18.50 – 22.44 Length, in 16.93 17.32 17.72 18.11 18.90 19.69 20.47 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
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