Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Mineral Wash T-Shirt – Retro Vibes & Canine Pride

This tee didn’t just walk out of the 80s music scene — it strutted. The Best Dog Mom Ever Mineral Wash T-Shirt is your official uniform for spoiling your pup while looking like you’ve just headlined a garage band tour. It’s 100% cotton, hand-dyed for that lovingly “lived-in” look, and as ruggedly stylish as your ability to dodge eye contact with other dog owners at 6 a.m.

✨ KEY FEATURES:

• 100% Cotton: As pure as your dog’s love… and your disdain for people who don’t say hi to your dog.

• Mineral Wash Magic: Every shirt is hand-dyed, so you’ll never meet another Dog Mom with your exact level of vintage perfection.

• Double-Needle Stitching: Strong enough to survive a full day of fetch, fur, and emotional breakdowns.

• Ribbed Collar: Elastic enough to slip on while holding a leash, coffee, and your last shred of sanity.

• Sewn-in Label: Because tags are the enemy of neck comfort.

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Machine wash cold, like your ex’s heart (max 30C or 90F)

• No bleach – unless you’re into sad beige shirts

• Do not tumble dry – air dry like a boho goddess

• Do not iron – it’s vintage, not business casual

• Do not dry clean – you’re not made of money

📏 SIZE GUIDE (Imperial):

Note: Slight size variations may occur due to the dyeing process. Translation: each one is as unique as your dog’s latest “surprise” on the carpet.

💡 PRO TIP: Rock this tee to the dog park, and other pet parents will assume you know things like “recall training” and “caloric intake.” You don’t. But they don’t need to know that — your shirt does the talking. 😎🐶

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