Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Hammer™ T-Shirt – For Moms Who Lift 60lb Labs

Calling all dog moms who carry treats in every pocket, lint roll with military precision, and know their pup’s poop schedule better than their own. The Best Dog Mom Ever Hammer™ T-shirt is your new go-to uniform for casual fetch sessions, judging other dog parents at the park, or just flexing those biceps you built lifting a 90lb “lap dog.” Made from 100% preshrunk combed ring-spun cotton, this tee is like a belly rub for your torso. Classic fit, heavyweight, and durable—just like your unconditional love.

Key Features:

• 100% Preshrunk Combed Ring-Spun Cotton – Softer than your dog’s ears and just as loyal. (Blended options for some heather colors because we like variety.)

• Modern-Classic Fit – Not too tight, not too loose—just right for sneaking your phone into the waistband to take dog pics at weird angles.

• Ribbed Seamless Collar – Elastic enough to survive repeated over-the-head action by someone who forgot to untangle their AirPods first.

• Shoulder & Neck Tape – Holds its shape better than your dog holding a sit when squirrels are present.

• Double-Needle Sleeve & Bottom Hem – Because your wardrobe deserves the same strength as your dog’s rope toy.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (Max 30C or 90F)

• Non-chlorine bleach only if your pup gets “creative” with muddy paws

• Tumble dry low like your standards when your dog eats your leftovers

• Iron low (if you must… but wrinkles are just cotton’s way of showing emotion)

• Do not dry clean—save that money for more squeaky toys

Size Guide (Imperial):

Pro Tip: Pair this tee with dog hair (free accessory), a messy bun, and an attitude of “I bark back.” It’s not just fashion. It’s a lifestyle.

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