Best Dog Mom Ever Women’s Vintage Swimsuit – Because Fur Baby Love Deserves Retro Flair
$28.63
Make waves—and fetch compliments—everywhere you go in the Best Dog Mom Ever Vintage Swimsuit. With a retro cut, boyshort bottoms, and enough spandex to hug you like your dog when you open a bag of treats, this one-piece was made for beach queens with a leash in one hand and iced coffee in the other. Warning: may cause spontaneous dog-mom strutting.
Categories : Swimwear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : best dog mom gift, Dog Mom Swimsuit, funny dog mom swimwear, summer dog mom style, vintage one-piece
Channel your inner 1950s beach goddess (but with more dog hair and less pearl-clutching) in the Best Dog Mom Ever Vintage Swimsuit! With a flattering deep U-back cut and sassy boyshort bottoms, this one-piece was made for confident canine caretakers who like their sunbathing with a side of sass. Bonus: advanced heat sublimation means your stunning style won’t wash away—unlike your dog’s fear of the vacuum.
Key Features:
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Boyshort Bottoms: Frolic-friendly coverage for epic splash battles and emergency belly rubs.
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Vibrant Colors: Your pup won’t be the only eye-catching thing at the pool.
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85% Polyester / 15% Spandex: Stretches like a yoga pose, survives like a Kong toy.
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U-Back Neckline: Dips lower than your dog’s ears during bath time.
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Elastic Edging: Keeps everything in place—because wardrobe malfunctions are for amateurs.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash warm (max 40C/105F), dry flat, iron low if you’re feeling fancy. No dry cleaning. Bleach and your swimsuit? Not friends.
Size Guide (Imperial):
Runs small, unlike your dog’s bark at squirrels.
Size Armpit Width (in) Waist (in) Hips (in) Side Length (in) Front Length (in) Leg Opening (in) XS 13.39 11.81 14.17 17.52 20.87 7.28 S 14.17 12.60 14.96 18.11 21.26 7.48 M 14.96 13.39 15.75 18.70 21.65 7.68 L 15.75 14.17 16.54 19.29 22.05 7.87 XL 16.54 14.96 17.32 19.88 22.44 8.07 2XL 17.32 15.75 18.11 20.47 22.83 8.27 3XL 18.11 16.54 18.90 21.06 23.23 8.46
Pro Tip: This swimsuit runs smaller than a chihuahua’s patience—consider sizing up if you’ve ever indulged in “one more pup cup.” And maybe one more. And another for your fur child. You get it.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width at armpits, in 13.39 14.17 14.96 15.75 16.54 17.32 18.11 Waist width, in 11.81 12.60 13.39 14.17 14.96 15.75 16.54 Hip width, in 14.17 14.96 15.75 16.54 17.32 18.11 18.90 Side length, in 17.52 18.11 18.70 19.29 19.88 20.47 21.06 Length across front, in 20.87 21.26 21.65 22.05 22.44 22.83 23.23 Leg opening (relaxed), in 7.28 7.48 7.68 7.87 8.07 8.27 8.46 -
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