Sorry I’m Late I Saw Unisex Pullover Hoodie

Some hoodies are just hoodies. This one? This one’s an alibi. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Pullover Hoodie is the sartorial equivalent of a warm hug from a golden retriever—if that golden retriever also came with a kangaroo pocket and the ability to hide your procrastination.

Made from a cozy combo of combed ringspun cotton and polyester, it’s the hoodie that says, “Yes, I’m extremely late, but also extremely comfortable, so you’re welcome.” Whether you’re dodging responsibilities or just trying to survive fall in style, this brushed fleece beauty has your back—literally.

🏷️ Key Features:

• 50% Combed Ringspun Cotton, 50% Polyester: A dynamic duo of softness and durability. It’s like the Batman and Robin of hoodies—if they only fought cold weather and poor outfit choices.

• Brushed Fleece Interior: Soft enough to make you wonder if productivity is even worth it.

• Adjustable Hood with Matching Drawstring: Because sometimes you need to disappear into your hoodie like a turtle fleeing an awkward social interaction.

• Spacious Kangaroo Pocket: For hands, snacks, or hiding your phone when someone says “group chat.”

• Ribbed-Knit Cuffs & Waistband: Keeps its shape even when you’re spiraling.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• ❄️ Tumble dry low (like your standards in cuffing season)

• 🧼 Iron on medium heat (but why stress it?)

• 🚫 Do not bleach

• 🚫 No dry cleaning—this hoodie isn’t trying to be fancy

📏 Size Guide:

• XS (Slight but Sassy): For those who travel light, move fast, and still stop to pet every dog on the way.

• S (Snug but Social): A just-right fit for cozying up without looking like you live under a blanket (even if you kinda do).

• M (Moderate Mischief): The ideal middle ground between fitted and “I may or may not be hiding snacks.”

• L (Lounge Legend): Perfect for chilly evenings, Netflix marathons, and the occasional life crisis.

• XL (Extra Layer of Denial): Oversized enough to be comfortable, roomy enough to hide your existential dread.

• 2XL (Too Comfortable to Care): For maximum lounging and minimal commitment to anything outside your couch.

• 3XL (Triple Threat: Warm, Witty, Worn Daily): Roomy, cozy, and unapologetically oversized.

• 4XL (Ultimate Cozy Commander): The hoodie equivalent of a personal emotional support blanket. You’ve earned this.

💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for brisk walks, spontaneous dog encounters, or dramatic sprints to avoid exes in public. Bonus: makes you look just responsible enough to justify skipping every plan that didn’t involve puppies.

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