Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Workout Shorts (AOP)

For the woman who sprints toward cardio and canines with equal enthusiasm, these workout shorts deliver performance with a punch of personality. Whether you’re conquering squats or chasing tail (literal or figurative), these shorts won’t quit before you do. Made for movement, designed for drama, and perfect for that post-workout iced coffee run where you “accidentally” end up at the dog park.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Like your willpower around golden retriever puppies, it doesn’t stretch much, but it does hold its shape beautifully.

• Gusset Insert – Because your moves deserve more freedom than your browser’s incognito tab.

• Vivid AOP Prints – Bright, bold, and begging to be seen doing jumping jacks next to a German Shepherd.

• Printed Size/Care Label – No scratchy nonsense. Just smooth sailing and printed wisdom right inside the waistband.

• Seam Thread Matches the Design – Because unlike your ex, we believe in color coordination and commitment.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your heart when someone insults dogs).
• No bleach – that’s a crime against fashion and fabric.
• Tumble dry low or let them bask in the sun like a Chihuahua on vacation.
• No ironing or dry cleaning. These shorts don’t do high-maintenance.

Size Guide:

• Waist: Stretches as flexibly as your excuses to avoid leg day.

• Hips: Generously cut to accommodate gains and a celebratory pizza.

• Inseam: Long enough for squats. Short enough for sass.

Pro Tip: Pair these with your favorite racerback and a motivational playlist titled “Will Run for Dogs.” Bonus points if your cool-down routine includes belly rubs—yours or the nearest pup’s.

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