Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Underwear (AOP)

Finally, undies that move with you and judge no one. Whether you’re sprinting to catch the dog you just had to pet or lounging with zero plans besides ignoring your inbox, these breathable beauties have your backside—literally. With 4-way stretch, plush elastic, and the power of anti-microbial sorcery, they’ll keep you fresh, fly, and fiercely fashionable underneath it all. Bonus? The all-over print means they’re basically party panties.

Key Features:

• 97% Polyester, 3% Spandex: The fabric dream team: soft, stretchy, and resilient—like you, but in underwear form.

• 4-Way Stretch Flexibility: Does yoga with you. Does Netflix with you. Might even do karaoke if you ask nicely.

• Breathable Antimicrobial Fabric: Keeps you fresh so you can pretend you’ve got it together, even if it’s been three days since laundry day.

• Plush Elastic Waistband: Holds you close but never holds you back. Like the best kind of relationship.

• Vibrant All-Over Print: Because your personality shouldn’t stop at your pants.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) with like colors.
• Tumble dry low. Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean (unless your idea of self-care is chaos).

Size Guide:

• XS – Waist: Fits “I still shop in the junior’s section” sizes

• S – Waist: For people who call leggings “real pants”

• M – Waist: For the chill-but-spicy middle ground

• L – Waist: For snack-loving queens who brunch like pros

• XL – Waist: For maximum comfort with minimum judgment

Pro Tip: Pair with your sassiest dog-walking leggings and a confident strut. Bonus points if you match your dog’s collar pattern. Yes, that’s a thing now. You’re welcome.

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