Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Triblend Tee
$26.43 – $28.65
Soft like a corgi’s belly and loyal like your favorite barista, the “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Women’s Triblend Tee is here to be the MVP of your wardrobe. It’s got the drape of a poetry major and the comfort of canceling plans. Slim fit, vintage vibes, and perfect for chasing dogs or pretending you jog.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog lover fashion, funny dog shirt, sarcastic graphic tee, vintage dog humor, women’s triblend shirt
Introducing a t-shirt softer than a puppy’s sigh and more dependable than your ex’s promises. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Women’s Triblend Tee is your new daily uniform for dodging responsibilities in style. Crafted from a magical trifecta of polyester, cotton, and rayon, this tee hugs your torso like your dog hugs you after a 12-minute absence. Slim fit. Maximum sass. Perfect for sprinting toward dogs, brunch, or emotionally unavailable people.
Key Features:
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Triblend Fabric Sorcery: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon – scientifically engineered for couch lounging and spontaneous dog-petting.
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Overlock Side Seams: Keeps the tee’s shape as steady as your devotion to every dog that crosses your path.
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Self Fabric Shoulder and Neck Tape: Because you deserve stability in some parts of your life.
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Ribbed Knit Collar: Snug yet stretchy – kind of like your plans when a dog shows up.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold like your heart before caffeine.
- Do not bleach (you’re already bright enough).
- Tumble dry low or hang it like emotional baggage.
- Iron on low heat – or don’t, wrinkles are just fashion curves.
- No dry cleaning – this shirt doesn’t do bougie.
Size Guide:
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Small: Fits like that one friend who’s always early.
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Medium: Your “I might go for a walk later” default.
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Large: Comfortably fits you and your regret from not adopting that last shelter pup.
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XL: For snack runs, nap sessions, and existential dog spotting.
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2XL: Because oversized is a lifestyle, not a size.
Pro Tip: Pair this tee with a latte, oversized sunglasses, and a well-practiced gasp of joy for every passing dog. Works 10/10 for getting out of plans and starting spontaneous sidewalk conversations. 🐾
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