Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Thongs (AOP)

Let’s face it—life is too short for boring underwear and wedgies. These “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” women’s thongs are here to rescue your cheeks with a heroic combo of breathable polyester, stretch-enhanced spandex, and sass so strong it should probably be illegal. Designed for the woman who juggles errands, cardio, and spontaneous dog petting, these thongs are soft, snug, and stylish enough to make your laundry pile jealous.

Whether you’re bending, brunching, or basking in self-confidence, this thong’s got your back… or at least a very stylish part of it.

Key Features:

• 97% Polyester, 3% Spandex: Durable, stretchy, and built to handle all the shenanigans your day throws at you.

• 4-Way Stretch Fabric: Flexibility so powerful, it should get its own superhero cape.

• Antimicrobial & Breathable: Say goodbye to swampy situations—hello, freshness!

• Black Elastic Waistband & Edging: Sleek, strong, and not here to mess around.

• All-Over Print Sass: Because your underwear should have as much personality as your coffee mug collection.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), preferably while making direct eye contact with your dog

• No bleach (unless you want your life to unravel—literally)

• Tumble dry low, like your expectations for adulting

• Do not iron or dry clean unless you enjoy fabric meltdowns

Size Guide:

• XS: For those who still fit in jeans from high school (we salute you)

• S: Slightly snacky but still snatched

• M: The classic “I do yoga… sometimes” fit

• L: Comfort without compromise

• XL: For queens who require extra fabulousness and zero restrictions

Pro Tip: Rock these thongs under anything from leggings to confidence crises. They’re not just underwear—they’re a lifestyle upgrade for your behind.

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