Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Tank Top (AOP)

If you’ve ever needed an outfit that screams “I’m active, adorable, and would absolutely throw myself into traffic for a corgi,” this is it. With a form-hugging poly-spandex blend, a high neckline, and a cinched back that adds just the right amount of “I woke up like this” sass, this racerback tank is made for peak performance—or at least looking like you’re about to do something athletic.

Whether you’re at the gym, chasing dogs in the park, or just reaching for your third iced coffee of the day, this tank top brings the comfort, the style, and the unapologetic dog-driven energy.

🐕 Key Features:

• 94% Polyester, 6% Spandex: Stretches like your moral flexibility when there’s a dog involved. Quick-drying, shape-holding, excuse-justifying fabric.

• Cinched Racerback: Subtly dramatic. Silhouette-enhancing. Basically the tank version of a hair flip.

• High-Cut Scoop Neckline: Because cleavage isn’t mandatory, but style is.

• Color Options for Threads: White or black binding—because even your seams should have choices.

• Vibrant AOP (All-Over Print): Your outfit should be as loud as your love for Labradors.

• Tear-Away Label: Rip it and run—literally.

• Made in the USA (from globally sourced parts): Assembled with international flair and American sass.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Keep it fresh and stretchy:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

• 🚫 Do not bleach unless you’re aiming for surprise modern art

• 🔥 Tumble dry low (like your tolerance for people who don’t like dogs)

• 🚫 Do not iron (the tank’s already hot)

• 🚫 No dry cleaning—this is athletic gear, not a tuxedo

📏 Size Guide:

Fits true to size, but clingy—in a good way.

• S – Small but Feisty: Perfect for runners, yogis, and professional golden retriever chasers.

• M – Medium Mayhem: Smooth fit with room for movement, attitude, and maybe a snack.

• L – Lazy Luxe: Great for lounging, brunching, or pretending to work out.

• XL – Extra Loyal: Full coverage, full comfort, full dog-watching visibility.

• 2XL – Double the Wow: Flowy where you want it, fitted where you need it. Built for speed—or snacks.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with leggings, oversized sunnies, and an iced beverage of questionable nutritional value. This tank top is the perfect mix of “ready for a HIIT class” and “might chase a poodle mid-sentence.” Bonus points if you accessorize with dog treats.

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