Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Tank Top
$19.68
Soft, fitted, and made for chaotic dog-chasing energy, this cotton tank top is perfect for workouts, walkies, or dramatically gasping at every passing golden retriever. With a comfy stretch and longer length, it’s your new favorite excuse-wear—because being late is a lifestyle, and dogs are the reason. Always.
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : comfy excuse wear, funny women’s cotton tank, layering piece for puppy chasers, slim fit dog lover top, soft tank for late arrivals
This is the tank top that says, “Yes, I stopped mid-errand to pet a stranger’s dog. No, I’m not sorry.” Made from ultra-soft ring-spun cotton and sprinkled with just the right amount of chaotic charm, this fitted tank is your go-to for workouts, walkies, lounging, or dramatic sidewalk spin moves when you lock eyes with a dachshund.
It’s flattering, comfortable, and possibly the only top you’ll need for sprinting after golden retrievers or sipping iced coffee while pretending you’re not out of breath.
🐕 Key Features:
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100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly): Softer than a puppy’s belly and much easier to wash.
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Lightweight Fabric (4.5 oz/yd²): Light enough to feel like air, sturdy enough to survive spontaneous pug attacks.
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Fitted Shape: Hugs your curves while still leaving room for snacks, opinions, and sudden detours.
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1×1 Ribbed Collar & Armholes: Flexible and bounces back better than your dignity after tripping in front of a golden doodle.
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Double Needle Bottom Hem: Built to last longer than your last fitness kick.
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Side Seams: Holds its shape, unlike your self-restraint at the sight of a corgi in a bandana.
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Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy tags are for amateurs.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Give your tank the love it deserves—just not dry cleaner-level love:
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🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
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🚫 Do not bleach (even if you get peanut butter on it—blame the dog)
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🧲 Iron low if needed (or don’t—wrinkles are real)
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🚫 Do not tumble dry (air dry while you nap with your dog)
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🚫 No dry cleaning—this top doesn’t do drama
📏 Size Guide:
Fitted fit. True to size if you like it snug, size up if your cardio includes chasing Labradors.
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S – Snug & Spirited: Light, tight, and ready to bark at the UPS guy.
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M – Medium Mischief: Perfect balance of “I jog” and “I nap.”
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L – Lounging Legend: Easy fit for sipping lattes or sprinting for beagles.
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XL – Extra Loyal: For full coverage, full comfort, and full emotional support.
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2XL – Double the Love: Extra stretch, extra space, extra puppy cuddles.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair with leggings, a messy bun, and that face you make when someone walks by with a dog and you absolutely must comment on its cuteness. This tank is great for layering, lounging, and living your best “dog before schedule” life.
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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 16.00 17.00 18.50 19.50 22.00 Length, in 25.25 26.25 27.25 28.00 28.50 Strap width, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.75 1.75 -