Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Spaghetti Strap Tank Top

Looking for a tank top that says, “Yes, I’m hot, yes, I’m ethical, and no, I didn’t see your text because I was petting a dog”? Look no further. This mid-length, fitted spaghetti strap tank is made from an ultra-soft blend of Airlume cotton and polyester, making it the perfect top for everything from awkward brunches to dramatic exits (or entrances) at the dog park.

And guess what? It’s not just easy on the eyes—it’s ethically produced, socially conscious, and looks amazing when paired with confidence and a strong dog obsession. Plus, those thick spaghetti straps? They’re like lasagna noodles for your shoulders—supportive and strong.

🐕 Key Features:

• 52% Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton, 48% Polyester: Fancy enough to sound expensive. Soft enough to never take off. Strong enough to survive surprise dog licks.

• Mid-Length Fit: Cropped, but not “accidentally showed your bra to your neighbor” cropped. Just right for summer struts or spontaneous dance battles.

• Thick Spaghetti Straps: Built like your personality—delicate-looking, surprisingly supportive. Also, they won’t dig in or slide down mid-cartwheel (yes, we checked).

• Fitted Silhouette: Hugs your curves like a golden retriever hugs your leg. Flattering without the “Why is this so tight?” existential crisis.

• Socially Conscious Manufacturing: Made in a facility that’s WRAP certified and Fair Labor Association-partnered—so you can look good and feel smug about it.

• DTF Printing: Not what you think. It stands for Direct to Film—crisp, bold prints with zero judgment.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Pamper it like it’s your favorite emotional support outfit:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) on gentle cycle

• 🧴 Non-chlorine bleach if needed (only if it’s been through something)

• 🔥 Tumble dry low like your standards when you’re tired

• 🧲 Iron low if it’s feeling wrinkly (aren’t we all?)

• 🚫 Do not dry clean—this tank has trust issues

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – X-tra Selective: For those who own 6 reusable straws and wear SPF like a religion.

• S – Sassy Sleek: Just enough space for attitude and maybe a snack.

• M – Moderately Mischievous: Hugs where it should. Breathes where it must.

• L – Laid-Back Legend: Flattering and forgiving—like your dog.

• XL – Extra Luxurious: For maximum stretch, snuggles, and snack freedom.

• 2XL – Double the Sass: You’ve got space for your whole personality and a hot dog in each hand.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with oversized sunnies, a tote bag that says something passive-aggressive, and an iced beverage of questionable caffeine content. People will assume you’re late because you were doing something mysterious and fabulous. (But we know it was a dog. It’s always a dog.)

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