Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Sneakers
$49.37
These comfy canvas sneakers were made for dog detours, dramatic entrances, and zero regrets. With foam insoles and unapologetically bold style, they’re perfect for walking the walk (preferably toward a corgi).
Categories : Shoes, Women’s Clothing
Tag : chaos approved comfort, dog obsessed footwear, fashionably late kicks, funny canvas sneakers, sarcastic walking shoes
Tired of boring shoes and being on time? Perfect—these sneakers were made for you. With a durable nylon canvas that says “I do things my way,” and a foam insole that hugs your feet better than your therapist, these kicks are for those who lead with comfort and follow the nearest dog. Lightweight, comfy, and just bold enough to distract from your total lack of punctuality, they’re your new everyday excuse vehicle—with laces.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Nylon Canvas Upper: Strong, breathable, and too fabulous to whisper. Pro tip: avoid tiny text designs—this canvas likes to live loud.
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Soft Foam Insole: Anti-heat, anti-moisture, anti-regret. Just like you.
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Durable Rubber Outsole: Grips the ground better than your willpower at a dog adoption event.
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Black Pleather Toe Cap: For toe-level drama and added durability when you kick your way into conversations (or accidentally bump into things).
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Metal Eyelets: Silver-tone grommets that say, “I came to slay, not fray.”
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Lightweight & Loud Personality: Easy to wear. Impossible to ignore.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Keep those dogs (your feet) lookin’ fresh:
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💦 Spot clean with warm water + dish soap
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🪥 Soft-bristled brush for the mysterious gunk you definitely didn’t step in on purpose
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🚫 No soaking unless you’re reenacting a shoe-based spa day (don’t)
📏 Size Guide:
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US 6–7 – Small foot, big dog energy.
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US 7.5–9 – Confident walker. Has probably named 4 neighborhood dogs.
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US 9.5–10.5 – Goes where the pets are, unbothered by traffic or social norms.
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US 11–12 – Big foot, bigger opinions. Late? Yes. Fabulous? Always.
💡 Pro Tip: These babies aren’t ideal for tiny, delicate designs—go bold, go loud, go “my dog has its own Instagram” energy. And don’t forget: always blame the dog, never the shoes.
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US 6 US 7 US 7.5 US 8 US 9 US 9.5 US 10 US 10.5 US 11 US 11.5 US 12 EU size 37 38 39 39.5 40.5 41 42 42.5 43 44 44.5 UK size 4 5 5.5 6 7 7.5 8 8.5 9 9.5 10 Heel to toe (inside), in 9.10 9.30 9.50 9.60 10.00 10.10 10.30 10.50 10.60 10.80 11.00 -