Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Slide Sandals

Whether you’re lounging at home, dodging social commitments, or sprinting after a particularly majestic golden retriever, these slide sandals have your feet covered—literally and emotionally. With a cushioned PVC foam sole that feels like walking on slightly judgmental clouds, and a printed strap ready to scream your dog-loving truth, these slides are your perfect excuse companion. Easy to clean, hard to ignore, and ideal for showing the world that you are, in fact, both fabulous and late on arrival.

✨ Key Features:

• Slide-In Design: No straps, no buckles, no effort. Just drama-free entry for your chaotic mornings.

• PVC Foam Sole & Strap: Lightweight, comfy, and just squishy enough to make your feet feel loved.

• Embossed Insole Grip: Keeps your foot secure so you don’t slide out while chasing a corgi across the sidewalk.

• Custom Printed Strap: Strap art as bold as your excuses. Loud prints encouraged, matching your personality.

• Easy to Clean: Just rinse off whatever mystery substance you stepped in. (Probably ice cream. Or reality.)

🧼 Care Instructions:

Because even the laziest shoe deserves some love:

• 💦 Spot clean with warm water and dish soap

• 🧽 Scrub gently with a soft-bristled brush if things get messy (emotionally or otherwise)

• 🚫 No need to soak—these slides don’t do baths

📏 Size Guide:

Note: Got wide feet? Size up so your toes don’t start a rebellion.

• US 5–6 – Petite feet, big presence.

• US 7–8 – Low effort, high impact.

• US 9–10 – Slightly chaotic, extremely comfy.

• US 11–12 – Big stride, bigger attitude.

💡 Pro Tip: Keep a pair by the door. That way, when the neighbor’s dog makes an unexpected guest appearance, you can slide in and sprint like a socially anxious superhero. Bonus: they match literally everything, including your inability to show up on time.

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