Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Shorts (AOP)

Introducing the only shorts that can outrun your excuses and outshine your brunch outfit—because when life gives you heatwaves, you serve looks. These high-performance, low-commitment shorts are made for chasing dreams, dogs, or just your next nap. With a brushed faux suede finish that screams “luxury” and a fit tighter than your deadline schedule, these shorts are your new MVP (Most Valuable Pants-less-Option).

Key Features:

• Moisture-Wicking Magic: Keeps you dry whether you’re sprinting or dramatically walking away from awkward conversations.

• Suede-ish Seduction: Brushed faux suede finish because you deserve shorts that feel fancier than your ex’s excuses.

• Skinny Fit Sass: Hugs your curves tighter than your grandma at Christmas.

• All-Over Print Realness: Go bold or go back to boring shorts.

• Indoors & Outdoors Approved: From yoga to couch yoga—these shorts do it all.

Care Instructions:

Think of these shorts like a spoiled cat:

• No dry cleaning (they’re not bougie, just fancy)

• No ironing (unless you’re flattening your pride)

• Line dry only (like airing your drama)

• No bleach (obviously)

• Hand wash preferred (but machine-wash cold works too)

Size Guide:

• XS: For those who travel light and snack lighter.

• S: Slightly more snack storage, still sass-focused.

• M: Middle of the road, queen of the shorts.

• L: Leg freedom with bonus snack pouch potential.

• XL: Stretch room for ambition and thighs.

• 2XL: Majestic comfort, because queens deserve nothing less.

Pro Tip: Pair with confidence, sarcasm, and possibly a matching top if you’re into looking like you have your life together (spoiler: you do not—but you fake it fabulously). 🐾

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