Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Short Sleeve Shirt (AOP)
$32.08 – $39.75
Loud, comfy, and 95% more likely to get you into unexpected conversations about someone’s schnauzer. This all-over print tee is stretchy, soft, and unapologetically extra—just like your dog obsession. Warning: may cause spontaneous tail-chasing (yours or theirs).
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine chaos couture, dog lover fashion statement, funny all over print shirt, loud excusewear for women, sorry I’m late tee
You wanted a shirt that pops. You also needed one that explains your complete inability to arrive anywhere on time. Enter: the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s AOP Tee. Covered in unapologetic personality and powered by a 95% polyester / 5% spandex blend, this tee is lightweight, durable, stretchy, and ready for both lounging and lurching toward Labradors.
It features an all-over design so bold, it’ll distract everyone from the fact that you’re 18 minutes late (again). Plus, the printed-in tag spares your neck and your dignity. Whether you’re on the couch, at brunch, or halfway through yelling “OMG IS THAT A CORGI IN SUNGLASSES,” this shirt delivers.
✨ Key Features:
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🎨 All-Over Print: Why settle for a small logo when your entire personality can be printed on a shirt?
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🧶 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex: Strong, stretchy, and ready for spontaneous dog-chasing lunges. Dries faster than your last excuse.
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📏 Printed-In Label: No itchy tags. Just smooth comfort and silent support for your very loud excuses.
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🧵 Double-Needle Hems: Reinforced like your willpower when you say “no more dogs today”—then immediately break that promise.
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🧵 Matched Thread Color: Black or white thread, depending on the design. Because we’re not monsters.
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🌍 Assembled in the USA: From globally sourced parts. Much like your personality: proudly chaotic and internationally distracted.
🧺 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your poker face when you pretend you weren’t petting a stranger’s spaniel)
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Do not bleach (this shirt has enough personality, thank you)
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Tumble dry low (or air dry while thinking about that bulldog you met)
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Do not iron—this shirt isn’t interested in conforming either
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Do not dry clean—it’s a free spirit, just like you
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – Compact and quick—like your responses when asked, “Were you dog-stalking again?”
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S – Built for flexibility, fashion, and smooth sidewalk sidesteps toward shih tzus.
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M – Comfy enough to explain the same dog story four times.
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L – Roomy for flailing arms and squeals during spontaneous pup sightings.
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XL – Ideal for “I’m just going to hug this golden retriever real quick” energy.
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2XL–4XL – Bold and breezy for those who pet with passion and need maximum fabric for maximum enthusiasm.
💡 Pro Tip: Pairs best with leggings, messy buns, and your camera roll full of blurry dog pics that bring you more joy than your actual job. Also doubles as a social cue for strangers to tell you about their dogs. Win-win.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Chest width, in 15.50 – 16.50 16.00 – 17.50 18.00 – 18.50 19.50 – 20.50 21.00 – 21.50 22.50 – 23.00 23.50 – 24.50 26.00 – 27.00 Length, in 25.00 26.00 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 32.00 34.00 Sleeve length, in 5.10 5.30 5.50 6.30 6.60 6.90 7.20 7.80 -