Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Puffer Jacket (AOP)
$63.80
Brave the cold like the stylish dog-chaser you were born to be. This puffer jacket doesn’t just say “I’m warm”—it screams “I spotted a corgi and forgot my errands.” With cozy padding, pockets for snacks (yours or the dog’s), and a stand-up collar that’s basically a fashionable neck hug, this jacket is your ultimate companion for weather and woofs.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine distraction couture, cozy meets chaos, dog-inspired outerwear, puffed and proud, winter fashion emergency
Oh look, it’s cozy, it’s warm, and it screams “I may be late, but I’m fashionably insulated.” Designed for ladies who spot dogs before they spot the weather, this puffer jacket is like a wearable hug with a zipper. Whether you’re strolling, dog-chasing, or just embracing your inner marshmallow, this puffer is the sassiest armor against cold temps and fashion mediocrity. Comes in sizes from “Tiny Human” to “Bringer of Snacks & Opinions.”
Key Features:
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100% Polyester Exterior: Tougher than your last breakup, and way less clingy.
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Cotton-like Polyester Padding: Feels like being stuffed with clouds — the cozy kind.
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Zip-It Good: Full front zipper closure and zippered side pockets so your phone doesn’t commit jacket-suicide.
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Bold & Bright: Print so vivid it may attract dogs, compliments, and maybe a squirrel or two.
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Stand-Up Collar: Because your neck deserves a cozy soapbox.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F).
- No bleach (not even the drama-free kind).
- No dry cleaning (too bougie).
- No ironing (wrinkles are character).
- Drip dry and pretend you’re in a laundry commercial.
Size Guide:
Designed with real humans in mind. From XS to 3XL, we’ve got a size for every dog-loving, puffer-strutting legend.
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Fit: Relaxed enough for layering, fitted enough to not look like a sleeping bag.
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Sleeves: Built to wave frantically at every pup you pass.
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Pockets: Deep enough to hide snacks, hands, or your disbelief at how good you look.
Pro Tip: Perfect for dog walks, pretending to jog, or avoiding small talk in chilly weather. Pair with judgmental side-eye and a latte for full effect.
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