Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s One-piece Swimsuit (AOP)

This isn’t just any one-piece—this is the ultimate “look at me lounging fabulously next to this inflatable flamingo while I pretend I swim” suit. Designed for fashion-forward dog enthusiasts and backstroke dreamers, it features a dramatic cut-out back to keep things cool, and a chest-hugging elastic band for support—because gravity is rude. Whether you’re poolside, beach-bound, or making the lifeguard pretend not to notice you’re only here for the snack bar, this suit brings bold style and canine-chic charm.

Key Features:

• Elastic Inside – Because your girls deserve support while you awkwardly cannonball into the deep end.

• Vibrant Colors – Your swimsuit should scream “fun” louder than your cousin after seeing seaweed.

• 85% Polyester, 15% Spandex – Durable, stretchy, and built to survive summer’s chaos (including rogue seagulls).

• Cut-Out Back – Show a little skin and a lot of confidence. Also great for dramatic pool exits.

• Elastic Straps – Stay put even during spontaneous beach yoga or that fourth trip to the ice cream stand.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), because swimsuits need spa days too

• Do not bleach (unless you want tie-dye tears)

• Dry flat, so it doesn’t do weird origami folds

• Do not iron, we beg you

• No dry cleaning unless you like disappointment

Size Guide:

Think of this as your sizing spirit guide, not a math test.

• Chest Width – For your majestic upper half

• Waist Width – Where the snacks go

• Hip Width – For full sashay potential

• Side Seam Length – The distance from “meh” to marvelous

• Front Length – From neckline to “look out, world”

Pro Tip: Pair this with your favorite shades, a wide-brimmed hat, and an exaggerated eye-roll for when someone asks, “Is that a dog on your swimsuit?” Yes. Yes, it is. And it’s fabulous.

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