Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Micro Rib Racer Tank Top
$36.88 – $38.97
Soft, stretchy, and suspiciously flattering, this high-neck racerback tank is here to help you look like you had your life together—even if you stopped to pet three dogs on the way. With a micro ribbed texture and fitted design, it hugs in all the right places and excuses your lateness with style. Dog hair not included, but strongly encouraged.
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : funny women’s racerback, high neck dog lover shirt, micro rib tank top, sarcastic summer fashion, stylish late girl apparel
Ever wanted to look effortlessly fabulous and prepared to lunge across the street for a surprise dog encounter? This racerback tank is here to make that dream a reality. Crafted from a dangerously soft blend of Airlume combed cotton and polyester, this fitted, mid-length marvel is snug in all the right places—without feeling like it’s trying to strangle your self-esteem.
With a chic high neckline and subtle micro ribbing that screams, “I do yoga… occasionally,” this top is perfect for layering, lounging, or loudly telling strangers about the Shih Tzu you saw this morning.
🐕 Key Features:
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52% Airlume Cotton / 48% Polyester Blend: Soft enough to sleep in. Stylish enough to pretend you didn’t.
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1×1 Micro Rib Texture: Like a tiny spa for your torso—stretchy, sleek, and slightly fancier than it has any right to be.
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High Neck Chicness: Because modesty is the new cool. Also great for dramatic necklace layering or hiding snack crumbs.
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Fitted Stretch Fit: Hugs your shape like it’s your loyal emotional support tank. Looks good. Feels better.
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Mid-Length Cut: Long enough to avoid belly-button drafts. Short enough to look like you probably own cute sneakers.
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Tear-Away Label: No scratchy nonsense. Just peel, wear, and go pet things.
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DTF Printing: Crisp, clean, and stands for Direct to Film, not your Friday night mood. Keep it classy, people.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Keep your tank fresh and fabulous:
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🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
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🧴 Use non-chlorine bleach if things get messy
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🔥 Tumble dry low like a responsible adult
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🧲 Iron low if necessary (or just hang it like a minimalist)
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🚫 Do not dry clean—this tank doesn’t do bureaucracy
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – Extra Stylish: For those who do cardio and call their dog their soulmate.
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S – Sleek & Strategic: Slim fit without sacrificing your snack stash.
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M – Mysteriously Fit: Worn by those who own both yoga pants and sarcasm.
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L – Lounge Icon: Looks fab during brunch or panic-shopping at Target.
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XL – Extra Loungey: Moves with you and your unpredictable weekend plans.
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2XL – Twice the Chill: For maximum mobility, minimal fabric drama.
💡 Pro Tip: Throw this on when you want to look sporty but also like you know which dog breeds are hypoallergenic. Pair with leggings, a coffee you didn’t finish, and a gaze that says, “Sorry I’m late—yes, again—it was a golden retriever this time.”
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XS S M L XL 2XL Width, in 13.25 14.00 14.75 15.75 16.75 17.75 Length, in 18.50 19.00 19.62 20.37 21.12 21.87 -