Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Long Sleeve V-neck Shirt (AOP)
Price range: $37.32 through $45.22
A v-neck long sleeve tee so soft, it practically apologizes for your lateness before you do. Made with a stretchy poly-spandex blend and enough comfort to outlast a corgi parade, this shirt says, “I was on time… until a schnauzer stole my soul.” Perfect for casual strolls, impromptu fetch sessions, or looking like you had your life together before the beagle happened.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog excuse fashion, funny women’s long sleeve, polyester spandex chic, unapologetically canine couture, v-neck sass shirt
Because nothing says “I had important plans until a Labrador derailed them” quite like this long sleeve v-neck wonder. Crafted for comfort, styled for sass, and woven with just enough stretch to accommodate spontaneous dog-chasing, this top is your new uniform for casual chaos. With a poly-spandex blend so soft it’s basically emotional support fabric, you’ll be stylishly tardy to everything—and proud of it.
Key Features:
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95% Polyester, 5% Spandex: Like yoga pants for your torso—soft, stretchy, and unapologetically clingy in all the right ways.
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Double Needle Hemming: Reinforced edges to survive arm-flailing over unexpected puppy sightings.
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Printed Size/Care Label: No scratchy tags to annoy you—just gentle reminders to machine wash like a functioning adult.
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V-Neck Design: Classy enough for brunch, comfy enough for lounging, breathable enough for sprinting after golden retrievers.
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Assembled in the USA: Because even your shirt should be made with a little bit of freedom.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash warm like your feelings about golden doodles.
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Tumble dry low—unlike your patience when someone says they “don’t like dogs.”
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Do not bleach (unless you’re into polka-dotted chaos).
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No ironing or dry cleaning. This shirt is laid-back, not high-maintenance.
Size Guide:
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Chest Width: Fitted but forgiving. Think “chill at a dog park” vibes.
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Waist Width: Tapered but not judgmental.
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Length: Hits at just the right spot to say, “I’m here for snacks and sass.”
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Sleeves: Long enough to awkwardly wave at someone while clutching a leash.
Pro Tip: Pair it with leggings and your best “I swear I had a good reason for being late” face. Bonus points if you arrive holding a half-eaten dog biscuit and zero shame.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Chest width, in 15.51 – 16.50 17.01 – 17.52 17.99 – 18.50 19.49 – 20.51 20.98 – 21.50 22.52 – 22.99 23.50 – 24.49 25.98 – 27.01 Waist width, in 12.01 – 12.52 12.99 – 13.50 14.49 – 15.00 15.51 – 15.98 17.01 – 17.52 18.50 – 19.02 20.51 – 21.50 22.01 – 23.50 Length, in 25.39 25.98 26.81 27.52 28.11 28.82 29.29 29.69 Sleeve length, in 24.41 24.49 24.80 25.20 25.31 25.51 25.51 25.91 -
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