Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Long Sleeve Dance Dress (AOP)
$21.07
Ever dreamed of pirouetting past a pug or tangoing with a terrier in style? This long sleeve dance dress is your official license to twirl with flair and chase dogs with dignity. Silky smooth, breathable, and drama-ready—because life’s too short for boring dresses or ignoring dachshunds.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine couture, disco dogwear, dog lovers dress, sorry I’m late fashion, twirl power attire
Who says you can’t spin, sparkle, and stalk the nearest dog all at once? This long sleeve dance dress is the ultimate crossover episode between disco glam and dog-spotting dedication. Made from silky-smooth 100% polyester, it breathes better than your last relationship and stretches just enough to accommodate spontaneous boogieing or a low-key jog after a golden retriever. Whether you’re sashaying across the dance floor or sprinting toward a beagle, this dress understands the assignment.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Soft, lightweight, and breathable enough to survive both dance-offs and dog chases.
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High-Cut Scoop Neckline – For the perfect balance between elegance and, “Oops, I just saw a corgi!”
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Vibrant Colors – Printed so bright, even the neighborhood labradoodle will pause for a double take.
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Regular Fit – Comfy enough for brunch, classy enough for ballet, durable enough for dog-spotting mayhem.
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Design-Matching Seam Thread – Because your stitches deserve to be as coordinated as your playlist.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) for when life gets messy.
- Tumble dry on low heat for a gentle hug.
- Iron on low, only if it’s being dramatic.
- No bleach, no dry cleaning.
- Bonus tip: Hand wash to keep it fabulous longer than your last situationship.
Size Guide:
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S: Just right for the subtle twirlers and dog-squatters.
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M: For medium mischief and maximum style.
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L: Extra room for extra flair (and secret snacks).
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XL: The “yes I WILL be comfy and look divine” size.
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2XL: Maximum fabulousness and minimum restriction.
Pro Tip: Pair it with boots, hoops, and a wildly dramatic hair flip for that “Sorry I’m Late, I Saw a Dog AND Stole the Show” look. Bonus points if you spin into a moonwalk when you spot a schnauzer.
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S M L XL 2XL Chest width, in 17.30 18.10 18.90 19.70 20.50 Length, in 48.40 49.60 50.80 52.00 53.20 Sleeve length, in 22.20 22.80 23.40 24.00 24.60 -