Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Ideal Racerback Tank

You know how some people run marathons? And others run… from responsibilities? This tank top is here for both. Whether you’re sprinting through a 5K or dashing across the street because you saw a dog, the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Ideal Racerback Tank is your go-to armor.

Made with a magical blend of 60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester (aka, cloud hugs), this racerback is so light (4 oz/yd²) it might actually float away if you take it off near a fan. It’s got a scooped neckline to keep things sporty, a tear-away label for those with trust issues about tags, and a fit that flatters every bark-enthusiast’s shoulder.

🐕 Key Features:

• With Side Seams (Twice!): Yes, they got so excited they said it twice. These seams help hold the shape, support the structure, and boost your sense of superiority at yoga class.

• Self Fabric Binding: The fabric binds itself, like a loyalty pact to your body. No mismatched trims or fashion betrayal here.

• Cotton-Poly Love Affair: 60% combed ring-spun cotton + 40% polyester = soft enough to nap in, strong enough to chase squirrels in.

• Direct-to-Film Neck Label: Because your neck deserves artwork too. It’s like a mini tattoo, but way less commitment.

• Tear-Away Tag: No more awkward scratching at your back like you’re reenacting a wildlife documentary. Rip and run, friend.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Treat this tank better than your last situationship:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (Max 30°C or 90°F)

• 🚫 Do not bleach (unless you like weird blotchy regrets)

• 🚫 Do not iron (this tank is already hot enough)

• 🚫 Do not dry clean (you fancy, huh?)

• 🔥 Tumble dry low (keep it chill, like your dog’s Instagram)

🐾 Size Guide:

• XS – Extra Sassy: Perfect for those who can still fit into things from high school and aren’t afraid to brag about it. Sleek, snug, and ready to sprint after any doggo on sight.

• S – Slightly Spicy: A comfortable fit for petite humans who like their tanks like their humor—dry, light, and razor-sharp.

• M – Moderately Mischievous: Ideal for those who walk the line between “I do yoga” and “I just like the pants.” A solid everyday choice with room for brunch and barks.

• L – Laid-Back Legend: Made for movers and dog-stalkers who like a little extra flow. Still flattering, but won’t judge you for that second scoop of ice cream.

• XL – Extra Legendary: Designed for maximum comfort with minimal restriction. Great for flexing muscles, confidence, or an obsession with golden retrievers.

• 2XL – Double the Chill: For queens of comfort, captains of cozy, and anyone who refuses to be confined—by fabric or societal norms.

💡 Pro Tip: Want to look effortlessly athletic without actually breaking a sweat? Toss on this tank, pair it with leggings, carry a reusable water bottle, and walk briskly… in the direction of the nearest dog park. People will assume you just finished CrossFit. (Bonus points if there’s visible dog hair on your clothes—instant credibility.)

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