Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Hoodie Dress (AOP)

Cold days just got warmer, comfier, and way more stylish (with zero effort required). The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Hoodie Dress is the ultimate answer to the age-old question: “Can I wear this to walk the dog and still look like I planned my outfit?” Spoiler: Yes.

Made with soft, shiny 100% polyester and cut to flatter, this all-over print hoodie dress has the soul of a hoodie and the ambition of a party dress—minus the heels, expectations, or need to be on time. With a spacious pouch pocket, cozy hood, and enough sass to power through any weather (or social interaction), this is what we call multitasking fashion.

🏷️ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Fabric: Strong, stretchy, and basically the yoga instructor of hoodie dresses—always keeps its shape.

• All-Over Print: Because basic is for beanies. Show off your chaotic dog-loving energy, head to hem.

• Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: Functional, fashionable, and perfect for warming hands or hiding snacks you swore you weren’t bringing.

• Adjustable Hood with White Drawstring: Adds mystery. Hides bedhead. Protects you from small talk. It’s magic.

• Shiny Finish: For those who like their comfort with a side of glam and a flash of “I tried.”

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• 🌀 Tumble dry low

• 🔥 Iron low heat (optional, for overachievers)

• 🚫 Do not bleach

• 🚫 No dry cleaning—we don’t do fancy here

📏 Size Guide:

• S (Snug & Sassy): For the minimal-layer queen who likes her fit sleek and her excuses ready.

• M (Moderately Mischievous): Just right for layering leggings, confidence, and low-level chaos.

• L (Lounging in Luxury): Roomy enough to relax, fitted enough to pretend you made an effort.

• XL (Extra Late Energy): For those who live by the motto: fashionably late is still fashionable.

• 2XL (Maximum Chill Authority): The coziest way to say “yes, I showed up late—but look how good I look doing it.”

💡 Pro Tip: This hoodie dress is perfect for chilly dog walks, weekend hibernation, or rolling into brunch like you didn’t just wake up 12 minutes ago. Pair it with leggings, boots, and a solid excuse involving a poodle and a coffee spill.

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