Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Hooded Blanket

Who said you can’t wear your feelings? The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Hooded Blanket lets you do exactly that—especially if your feelings include staying cozy, avoiding people, and lovingly yelling “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?!” across the street.

Made from ultra-soft 100% polyester fleece, this wearable blanket is perfect for all seasons: winter, summer, dog-spotting season, and “I’m not going out today” season. Whether you’re curled up in a cold office, binging true crime, or dodging calls, this hooded blanket’s got you covered. Literally.

🏷️ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Fleece: So soft, even your dog will try to nap on you. And they’ll win.

• Lightweight & Cozy: Warm enough to feel like a hug from a marshmallow, light enough not to feel like a commitment.

• Premium Vibrant Print: A no-fade, high-drama print that shouts, “Yes, I’m wearing a blanket—and yes, I’m fabulous.”

• Wearable Warmth: Hood? Check. Sleeves? Check. Zero expectations of productivity? Double check.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) on gentle cycle

• ❄️ Tumble dry low

• 🚫 Do not bleach (this blanket is already a bright idea)

• 🔥 Do not iron—you’re not trying to crisp it up like a waffle

📏 Size Guide:

• Width: 26.40 in

• Length: 33.90 in

• Sleeve Length: 22.80 in

💡 Pro Tip: This wearable blanket is perfect for lazy Sundays, office AC overkill, suspiciously long Zoom meetings, and pretending you didn’t just cancel plans again. Add a messy bun and a snack-filled pocket for the full experience.

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