Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s High Top Sneakers

These aren’t just sneakers—they’re a lifestyle statement that reads, “Yes, I’m late, and yes, a dog was involved. No further questions.” Built for dog-walkers, brunch-missers, and unapologetic life detour takers, these high tops combine breathable polyester canvas with memory foam insoles that cradle your feet like the universe cradles your chaotic energy. Complete with a wraparound print loud enough to distract from your lateness and pleather toes tough enough to survive an emotional support chihuahua attack, these kicks bring height, comfort, and bite.

✨ Key Features:

• Breathable Polyester Canvas: Your feet can finally breathe easier than you do when someone mentions “plans.”

• Hi-Poly Deodorant Memory Foam Insole: Because your feet deserve to forget yesterday’s mistakes, too.

• Durable Rubber Outsole: Built to keep you upright through spontaneous dog lunges and fashion emergencies.

• PU Leather Round Toe: Adds durability (and a hint of “don’t mess with me”) to your toe zone.

• Metal Eyelets + Lace-Up Drama: Silver-toned grommets keep your laces—and your life—tightly in check.

• Wraparound Print: Full design coverage because your shoes should be just as extra as your dog voice.

• Black or White Decoration Options: Pick your trim vibe: classic noir or angelic mischief.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Treat your sneakers like the rare gems they are:

• 🧽 Spot clean with warm water and dish soap

• 🪥 Use a soft-bristle brush on stubborn life stains

• 🚫 No full soaks—this isn’t a spa day

📏 Size Guide:

• US 5.5 – 6: Small but spicy. Can sprint across the street to pet a stranger’s dog.

• US 7 – 8: Energetic, expressive, and probably owns 3 dog memes saved for emergencies.

• US 9 – 10: Grounded with flair. Knows where they’re going (eventually).

• US 11 – 12: Big stride, big personality. Will absolutely cross a park to ask, “Can I pet him?”

💡 Pro Tip: High tops = high confidence. Lace them up tight before committing to a dramatic late entrance. Bonus points if you blame the delay on a dog and flash the shoes for evidence.

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