Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s High Top Sneakers
$38.32
These sneakers are comfy, bold, and laced with just enough drama to explain your perpetual lateness. With memory foam insoles, wraparound prints, and enough height to dodge accountability, they’re perfect for chasing dogs—or pretending you didn’t see the group chat.
Categories : Shoes, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog lover footwear, fashionably laced chaos, funny high top sneakers, memory foam mischief, sarcastic street style
These aren’t just sneakers—they’re a lifestyle statement that reads, “Yes, I’m late, and yes, a dog was involved. No further questions.” Built for dog-walkers, brunch-missers, and unapologetic life detour takers, these high tops combine breathable polyester canvas with memory foam insoles that cradle your feet like the universe cradles your chaotic energy. Complete with a wraparound print loud enough to distract from your lateness and pleather toes tough enough to survive an emotional support chihuahua attack, these kicks bring height, comfort, and bite.
✨ Key Features:
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Breathable Polyester Canvas: Your feet can finally breathe easier than you do when someone mentions “plans.”
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Hi-Poly Deodorant Memory Foam Insole: Because your feet deserve to forget yesterday’s mistakes, too.
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Durable Rubber Outsole: Built to keep you upright through spontaneous dog lunges and fashion emergencies.
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PU Leather Round Toe: Adds durability (and a hint of “don’t mess with me”) to your toe zone.
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Metal Eyelets + Lace-Up Drama: Silver-toned grommets keep your laces—and your life—tightly in check.
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Wraparound Print: Full design coverage because your shoes should be just as extra as your dog voice.
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Black or White Decoration Options: Pick your trim vibe: classic noir or angelic mischief.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Treat your sneakers like the rare gems they are:
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🧽 Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
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🪥 Use a soft-bristle brush on stubborn life stains
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🚫 No full soaks—this isn’t a spa day
📏 Size Guide:
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US 5.5 – 6: Small but spicy. Can sprint across the street to pet a stranger’s dog.
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US 7 – 8: Energetic, expressive, and probably owns 3 dog memes saved for emergencies.
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US 9 – 10: Grounded with flair. Knows where they’re going (eventually).
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US 11 – 12: Big stride, big personality. Will absolutely cross a park to ask, “Can I pet him?”
💡 Pro Tip: High tops = high confidence. Lace them up tight before committing to a dramatic late entrance. Bonus points if you blame the delay on a dog and flash the shoes for evidence.
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US 5.5 US 6 US 7 US 8 US 9 US 10 US 11 US 11.5 US 12 EU size 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 Heel to toe (inside), in 9.45 9.72 9.96 10.24 10.51 10.75 11.02 11.26 11.54 Width, in 3.46 3.54 3.62 3.70 3.78 3.86 3.90 4.02 4.06 -