Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Heavy Faded Crop Tee

This isn’t just a crop top—it’s a lifestyle. A heavyweight, garment-dyed, oversized crop for the woman who shows up late, shows up comfy, and shows up with a detailed report on the golden retriever she passed on the way. Made from 100% carded cotton, this tee is as tough as your resolve to stop for every dog… and as soft as the actual dogs you stop for.

Designed for durability, softness, and maximum “laid-back but make it fashion” vibes, this preshrunk wonder ensures you look effortlessly cool—even if you’re 27 minutes late and covered in mystery fur.

✨ Key Features:

• 💪 100% Carded Cotton: Durable, breathable, and slightly rebellious—just like you when someone suggests not petting the dog.

• 🧵 Oversized Fit: Built for comfort, snack space, and exaggerated storytelling gestures about the pug you met this morning.

• 🎨 Garment-Dyed Finish: That dreamy, soft-worn color that looks like you’ve owned it for years (because you emotionally have).

• 📏 Preshrunk Fabric: This shirt stays the same—unlike your plans when someone mentions there’s a dog park nearby.

• 🏷 Tear-Away Label: No scratchy tag, no drama. Just pure, uninterrupted fashion chaos.

🧺 Care Instructions:

Care for your tee like you care for every dog you meet (i.e., with tender devotion):

• Machine wash cold (as cold as your resolve when you try not to pet a dog and fail)

• Non-chlorine bleach if needed (but honestly, it’s already faded—chill)

• Tumble dry low (this tee’s heavy, but it’s got grace)

• Iron medium heat if you’re feeling fancy

• Do not dry clean—this shirt is a vibe, not a suit

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – For stylish sprinters and stealthy snack smugglers

• S – Ideal for sidesteppers who dodge humans to get to hounds

• M – For big feelings and even bigger hugs with neighborhood labs

• L – Drama, flair, and enough room to reenact a husky’s howl

• XL – Loose, lovely, and optimized for lounging with lazy bulldogs

• 2XL – Spacious, glorious, and perfect for hiding treat crumbs

💡 Pro Tip: Pair with high-waisted jeans, messy buns, and an entire camera roll of blurry dog photos. Bonus points if you accessorize with a leash (for the dog, not for fashion—but hey, you do you).

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