Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Full-Zip Hoodie (AOP)
$52.53
For the woman who needs a hoodie that zips as fast as she changes plans when a dog appears. This cozy, stretchy, full-zip wonder is perfect for stylish escapes, socially acceptable lounging, and blaming your tardiness on fur-covered distractions.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : cozy zip up excusewear, funny full zip hoodie, stylish fleece for chronic lateness, women’s hoodie for dog lovers, zip hoodie with pocket priorities
Looking for a hoodie that says “I was on my way, but then I saw a very good boy”? This is it. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Full-Zip Hoodie (AOP) blends cozy functionality with fashionable flair and just enough spandex to stretch over all your late-to-life decisions.
With two side pockets for storing your essentials (like your phone, snacks, or emergency dog treats), a sleek metal zipper, and a stylish hood with contrast drawstrings, this hoodie isn’t just wearable—it’s a way of life. Whether you’re out walking, lounging, or being dramatically unavailable, this zip-up has your back.
🏷️ Key Features:
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95% Polyester, 5% Spandex: Soft, stretchy, and as forgiving as your group chat after you’re 30 minutes late (again).
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Durable Gold-Colored Metal Zipper: Zip up like a pro—even if the only thing you’re committing to is avoiding eye contact at the dog park.
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Adjustable Hood with Black or White Drawstrings: Because you never know when you’ll need to disappear into your hoodie like a stylish turtle.
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Slanted Front Pockets: Perfect for cold hands, hot gossip, or low-key treat bribery.
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Elastic Cuffs and Hem: Keeps the shape so you can keep yours—optional.
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Sewn-In Neck and Shoulder Tape: Prevents stretching, which is more than we can say for your daily schedule.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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🧺 Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
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🌀 Tumble dry low
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🔥 Iron low heat (if you’re fancy)
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🚫 Do not bleach
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🚫 No dry cleaning—this hoodie is too chill for that nonsense
📏 Size Guide:
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XS (Extra Swift): For the nimble, the petite, and those who sprint at the sight of a tail wag.
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S (Slightly Snug & Social): A sleek, everyday fit for being comfy and casually fabulous—even when running late.
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M (Mid-Level Mischief): Ideal for layering and low-effort lounging with room for spontaneous detours and dog hugs.
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L (Luxe & Lazy Approved): Just the right size for maximum comfort and minimal urgency.
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XL (Extra Leisure Lifestyle): Roomy enough to wrap yourself in cozy denial about your calendar.
💡 Pro Tip: This hoodie is perfect for chilly mornings, suspiciously long errands, and absolutely any situation where you need to look “put together” while mentally chasing a corgi down the street. Bonus points if you unzip it dramatically when someone questions your priorities.
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XS S M L XL Width, in 17.91 18.90 19.69 21.10 21.89 Length, in 23.19 23.82 24.29 24.80 25.39 -