Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Flowy Racerback Tank

Is it workout wear? Is it brunch couture? Is it a wearable excuse for being 12 minutes late because of a Labradoodle sighting? Yes. Yes, it is. This Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog flowy racerback tank delivers flattering drama with zero effort, thanks to its soft drape, light-as-air fabric, and just enough swoosh to look breezy while internally panicking about your schedule.

Made for dog chasers, cardio deniers, and spontaneous head-turners, this tank says, “I saw a dog and forgot everything else,” but in style.

🐕 Key Features:

• 65% Polyester / 35% Viscose Blend: Basically the dream team of strong, soft, and sassy. Polyester keeps it tough. Viscose adds the “float like you’re late” drape.

• Extra Light Fabric (3.7 oz/yd²): So light, it might actually float away if you sneeze near a fan.

• Relaxed Fit: Comfort meets curves, creating the perfect vibe for jogging or dramatically power-walking past your ex.

• Overlocked Side Seams: Holds its shape longer than your last resolution to “start running again.”

• Self-Fabric Binding with Overlock Stitching: It’s decorative, it’s supportive, it’s basically the emotional support strap of this tank.

• Sewn-In Label: Because scratchy neck tags are so 2002.

• Runs Smaller Than Usual: Consider sizing up unless you’re really into “surprise crop top” fashion moments.

🧼 Care Instructions:

This tank is low-maintenance—just like your dream weekend plans:

• 🧺 Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F)

• 🚫 Non-chlorine bleach only (dog slobber is usually enough drama)

• 🔥 Tumble dry low for that chill, wrinkle-free life

• 🧲 Iron on medium heat—if you believe in ironing, that is

• 🚫 Do not dry clean—it doesn’t need that kind of pressure

📏 Size Guide:

Runs smaller than usual—size up unless you’ve emotionally prepared for snug.

• XS – Extra Swoosh: For those who jog for fun and remember to hydrate.

• S – Slightly Sassy: Fitted but flowy, perfect for yoga and/or ignoring texts.

• M – Medium Mischief: Comfy enough to chill, flattering enough to flex.

• L – Loose & Legendary: For layering, lounging, or lunging toward puppies.

• XL – Extra Laid Back: Roomy enough to breathe, cute enough for compliments.

• 2XL – Double the Breeze: Maximum flow, zero fuss, and built-in dog-watching ease.

💡 Pro Tip: Wear this with oversized shades, a reusable coffee cup you forgot to rinse, and your best “Oops, was that your dog?” smile. You’ll look like you planned everything—even if all you planned was to get distracted by a schnauzer again.

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