Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Festival Crop Top
$26.72 – $29.20
Late again? Blame the dog—and look fabulous doing it. This women’s festival crop top is your ultimate “Oops-I-saw-a-dog” uniform. With a relaxed fit, raw-edge hems, and enough softness to rival puppy ears, it’s perfect for strutting through crowds, parks, or existential crises. Warning: May attract compliments, wagging tails, and more dogs to delay you further.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog lovers apparel, festival crop top, funny dog shirt, sorry I’m late shirt, whimsical fashion
Festival season? More like “Dog-spotting in style” season. This relaxed-fit crop top is your backstage pass to comfort, sass, and a sprinkle of canine-related excuses. Crafted from a cloud-soft blend of polyester and cotton, it’s light enough to keep you cool while you dance, dog-watch, or just generally slay. The raw-edge sleeves and hem say, “I didn’t try too hard,” while still looking like you definitely did. Whether you’re late to a set or just fashionably avoiding responsibilities, this top’s got your back (and shows just the right amount of midriff while doing it).
Key Features:
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65% Polyester, 35% Combed, Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft enough to nap in, strong enough to survive a mosh pit or unexpected downpour of dog kisses.
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Extra Light Fabric (3.5 oz/yd²) – Featherlight for that “Am I wearing clothes or just confidence?” feeling.
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Raw Sleeve & Bottom Hems – Because life’s too short for perfectly stitched conformity.
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Scoop Neckline – Flaunt that collarbone like it’s headline news.
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Tear-Away Label – No scratchy surprises, just smooth, uninterrupted festival freedom.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, like your ex’s heart.
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Tumble dry low (or lay flat if you’re fancy).
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Do not bleach, unless you’re going for the abstract look.
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Iron low if necessary, but wrinkles add character.
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Absolutely do not dry clean—we don’t do high maintenance here.
Size Guide:
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XS: For tiny but mighty vibes.
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S: Slightly more snackable.
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M: A balanced blend of chill and chic.
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L: Roomy enough for dance moves and dramatic exits.
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XL: For maximum breeze and maximum presence.
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2XL: Because more fabric = more fabulous.
Pro Tip: Pair it with high-waisted jeans, your sassiest sunglasses, and that confident strut only a dog-lover running late can truly pull off. Add glitter responsibly.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Width, in 17.00 18.00 19.00 20.00 21.50 23.00 Length, in 18.75 19.75 20.00 20.62 21.25 21.87 -