Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Cut & Sew Tee (AOP)
$23.90 – $29.53
This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a wearable excuse. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Women’s Cut & Sew Tee is the official uniform of the easily distracted and unapologetically dog-obsessed. Made from 100% polyester and dipped in comfort, this all-over print masterpiece lets the world know your priorities: dogs first, everything else eventually. Tagless, stress-free, and ready to party—if the party involves petting strangers’ dogs.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine chaos couture, dog lover fashion, dog spotting shirt, late because dog, unisex funny tee
Ever been stopped mid-stride by the overwhelming need to compliment a stranger’s dog? Then this shirt gets you. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Women’s Cut & Sew Tee is the perfect conversation starter for dog-loving, commitment-challenged fashionistas. Designed with a tagless conscience and a dash of polyester pizzazz, this tee doesn’t just say “I love dogs,” it screams it — in all-over print glory. Bonus: it won’t shrink when you inevitably spill iced coffee during an excited pupper encounter.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Because cotton can’t keep up with your lifestyle or your caffeine intake.
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Available in Two Fabric Weights – Choose your fighter: featherlight for the breeze-chasers or medium-weight for when you’re feeling grounded.
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With Side Seams – For structure, support, and the illusion that you have your life together.
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Ribbed Knit Collar with Seam – Holds its shape better than your last relationship.
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Shoulder Tape – Reinforced because chasing dogs in public is a full-contact sport.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart (max 30C or 90F)
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Do not bleach unless you’re going for that “modern art” look
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Tumble dry low like a well-behaved golden retriever
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Do not iron (because you’re already hot)
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Do not dry clean (who even has time for that?)
Size Guide:
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XS–2XL – Fits true to size, unlike those jeans you wore before discovering gourmet donuts.
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Slim fit without suffocation – You’ll look polished without needing CPR from your wardrobe.
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Dropped shoulder & curved hem magic – Built-in flattery, no compliments required.
Pro Tip: Pair this tee with leggings, joggers, or the emotional support hoodie you never leave home without. Then casually walk near any dog park and prepare to be immediately understood by strangers. Bonus points if you bring actual dog treats (for the dogs, not the humans… usually).
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XS S M L XL 2XL Width, in 16.73 17.76 18.74 20.24 21.73 23.27 Length, in 24.49 25.24 25.98 26.73 27.48 28.23 Sleeve length, in 5.28 5.51 5.75 5.98 6.30 6.54 -