Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Cotton Tee
$23.73 – $30.00
“Warning: May cause spontaneous tail wags and unsolicited compliments. This relaxed-fit women’s cotton tee is soft enough to rival puppy fur and stylish enough to excuse literally any late arrival. Whether you’re chasing dogs or dodging responsibilities, this shirt’s got your back—literally.” 🐾😄
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine couture, dog lover gift, funny dog shirt, late because dogs, sarcastic women’s tee
If “casual chic with a hint of dog-induced distraction” is your vibe, you’ve just found your new go-to tee. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Cotton Tee is for the fashion-forward human who’s just one pup away from a personality shift. Made with airlume combed and ringspun cotton smoother than your neighbor’s Golden Retriever, this shirt says “I’m effortlessly adorable and mildly obsessed with canines” – because duh, you are.
Key Features:
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🧵 Double Needle Hems: Built to last through zoomies, laundry day, and your third dog walk “accidentally” past the cute corgi on the corner.
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🧠 Ribbed Collar, No Seam: No awkward neck bulges. Just clean, comfy style.
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🛡️ Shoulder Tape: Prevents sagging from emotional baggage or actual dog hair.
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👕 Relaxed Fit: For those who like their clothes like their dogs—loyal, soft, and just the right amount of extra.
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🌈 Cotton Cred: 100% airlume cotton (unless it’s a heather—then it’s got a bit of polyester flair). As ethically sound as a rescue dog adoption.
Care Instructions:
Treat it like your favorite chew toy…if that chew toy was also incredibly stylish:
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Machine wash cold (your shirt, not the dog)
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Do not bleach unless you’re into avant-garde chaos
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Tumble dry low—no dryer drama
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Iron on low if needed (but let’s be honest, wrinkles are character)
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No dry cleaning; it’s a t-shirt, not a tuxedo
Size Guide:
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Small: For those who still think lapdogs are furniture
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Medium: Perfect balance between cuddles and chaos
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Large: Can fit your torso and the emotional weight of not petting that dog
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XL: All-day comfort, with room for post-snack regret
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2XL/3XL: Lounge in confidence, brunch in bliss, and still be pup-stalkable
Pro Tip: Pairs best with sneakers, jeans, and the confident stride of someone who definitely just stopped to pet a dog on the way here.
#DogWatchingIsCardio #ExcuseMeItWasADoodle #LateButAdorable #FurRealFashion #ChasingDogsNotDeadlines
S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.50 20.00 22.01 24.00 25.98 28.00 Length, in 25.25 26.00 26.69 27.50 28.25 29.00 -