Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Classic Sneakers

These aren’t just sneakers—they’re time-traveling, dog-distracted, style-making legends. Crafted from tough-as-nails nylon canvas with pleather toes tougher than your excuses, these high-tops were made for walking… away from your responsibilities and toward every dog within a 100-foot radius. With a comfy foam insole, black interior drama, and a 5″ high-top silhouette that says, “Yes, I saw a dog and no, I didn’t speed-walk here,” these sneakers are here to stay—unlike your schedule.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Nylon Canvas Upper: Strong, breathable, and prepared for spontaneous life decisions and squirrel chases.

• Soft Foam Insole: Cushioned like your conscience when you’re late again.

• Durable Rubber Outsole: Traction you didn’t ask for but absolutely need—especially on tile while distracted by a pug.

• Pleather Toe Cap: Built-in toe armor for stylish foot-first entrances and light dramatic exits.

• Metal Eyelets & Lace Closure: Because you deserve the satisfying shoelace clink of getting your life (almost) together.

• 5″ Calf Height: That iconic sneaker height that whispers, “I used to be on a kickball team… emotionally.”

🧼 Care Instructions:

Keep them sharp, even if your memory of where you were supposed to be isn’t:

• 💦 Spot clean with warm water and dish soap

• 🧽 Soft-bristled brush for tough spots (or leftover guilt)

• 🚫 No soaking—these are shoes, not emotional baggage

📏 Size Guide:

• US 6–7 – Small but sprinty. Will stop traffic for beagles.

• US 7.5–9 – The balanced chaos size. Owns 3 planners and uses none.

• US 9.5–10.5 – Wears sneakers like armor. Not responsible for missed brunch.

• US 11–12 – Big strides, bolder opinions. Can outpace toddlers and terriers alike.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair with your favorite “I was delayed by a dachshund” story for maximum credibility. Bonus points if the laces are untied in a careless rebel kinda way.

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