Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Cinched Bottom Hoodie

If cozy comfort, oversized vibes, and peak dog-watching attire are on your checklist, then ding-ding-ding—we have a winner. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Women’s Cinched Bottom Hoodie is like a warm hug from your favorite golden retriever (but with fewer surprise drool attacks). With a fit so oversized it makes your responsibilities look even smaller, this hoodie says: “I’m here, I’m comfy, and yes—I stopped to pet a stranger’s schnauzer.”

✨ Key Features:

• Cinched & Snatched: Features a stylish cinched elastic hem, giving just enough shape to your slouchy fabulousness.

• No Drawstring, No Drama: This hoodie keeps things simple. No tangled strings, just pure chill.

• Premium Fabric Blend: 52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton + 48% polyester = soft enough to make you question your loyalty to other hoodies.

• Oversized Fit: So roomy, you can fit all your emotional baggage and maybe a small pug under it.

• Tear-Away Label: Because itchy neck tags are a crime against humanity.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart),
• Tumble dry low (like your expectations),
• No bleach (unless you’re bleaching bad memories),
• Iron on low (or not at all, we won’t judge),
• Absolutely do not dry clean (you’re not that fancy).

📏 Size Guide:

• Small – Snuggly without being clingy

• Medium – The “I like snacks and space” size

• Large – A hug in hoodie form

• XL – The blanket-disguised-as-fashion size

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with leggings, dog hair, and the look of someone who was clearly on time… until a Labrador wagged at them. Ideal for coffee runs, spontaneous puppy encounters, or pretending you’re headed to the gym.

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