Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Bomber Jacket (AOP)

Who needs subtlety when you can wear a full-blown dog-loving declaration on your torso? This bomber jacket is your official uniform for turning heads, dodging small talk, and pretending your chronic lateness is actually endearing. It’s got just enough edge to make grandma nervous and just enough comfort to make you forget you’re wearing anything at all. (But you are. Please don’t test that.)

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester (a.k.a. spill-proof magic) – Stronger than your willpower at a dog adoption event.

• Ribbed Collar, Cuffs, and Hem – Stretches, returns, and never judges your second lunch.

• Front Pockets – Perfect for holding treats, or snacks you tell people are “for the dog.”

• Copper Zipper Closure – Fancy enough to make zipping dramatic again.

• Stand-Collar Type – Because flat collars are for flat personalities.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (because dogs don’t care if you dry clean)

• Do not bleach (unless you’re going for “distressed chic”)

• Tumble dry medium (aka let it roll)

• Iron low (but honestly, who irons jackets?)

• Do not dry clean (let it live wild and free)

Size Guide:

No rulers? No problem. Here’s the size rundown in relatable terms:

• S – Snug but not suffocating. Fits your secrets and a snack.

• M – Room to breathe and dramatically exit conversations.

• L – Loose enough for layering, tight enough to still flirt.

• XL – Oversized vibes for oversized personalities.

• 2XL – Extra space for sass and emergency burritos.

Pro Tip: Pair with sunglasses and a purposefully messy bun for an effortless “I could’ve been early but I pet a dog for 15 minutes” vibe. Bonus points if you actually have a dog. Double points if it’s wearing matching gear. 🐶🔥

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