Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Bike Shorts (AOP)

Meet your thighs’ new best friends: the “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Women’s Bike Shorts. Crafted for cyclists, dog chasers, or anyone who just wants to look like they exercise, these stretchy wonders hug you like a needy golden retriever during thunder. Mid-waist, above-the-knee, and 100% ride-or-lounge ready, these shorts scream, “Yes, I do cardio… when I see a corgi.”

Key Features:

• 88% Polyester, 12% Elastane – Stronger than your last attempt at dry January and stretchier than your excuses for skipping spin class.

• All-Over Print – Because one color is boring and you’re clearly not.

• Mid-Waist Fit – Snug in the middle, not in your business.

• Above-the-Knee Length – Perfect for biking, brunching, or dramatically walking away from awkward conversations.

• No Side Seams – A sleeker fit with less chafing, more flexing.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your coffee after forgetting it on the counter)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron (unless you like melted leggings)

• No bleach or dry cleaning—these shorts already glow on their own

Size Guide:

• Waist Width – Snug but not strangling.

• Hip Width – Fitted, so your curves say “hello.”

• Inseam – Above-the-knee, aka “Look at my calves, they’ve been doing things.”

Pro Tip: Pair these with confidence, dog treats in your pocket, and a face that says “Yes, I bike—but only toward coffee or cute dogs.” Your leggings might not make you faster, but they will make you fabulous.

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