Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Baseball Jersey (AOP)

This is not your average baseball jersey. This is your full-button, full-attention, full-distraction uniform for game day… or any day you might encounter a French bulldog in a tutu. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s AOP Baseball Jersey is made with moisture-wicking polyester to keep you cool while sprinting after schnauzers and dramatically yelling “OH MY DOG, IT’S A CORGI.”

Featuring an all-over print design, customizable black or white trim and buttons, and a rounded hem that says “I’m sporty, but not punctual,” this jersey is made to perform—even if your only performance is dramatically recounting the time you saw a husky ride in a stroller.

✨ Key Features:

• 🏃‍♀️ 100% Moisture-Wicking Polyester: Stays dry, even when your excitement level hits “golden retriever in sunglasses” territory.

• 🖨 All-Over Print: Because subtlety is not your brand. If you’re going to be late, you might as well be noticed.

• ⚪⚫ Customizable Button & Trim Colors: Choose black or white. Just like the moral decision of skipping that meeting to pet a passing poodle.

• 👕 Full-Button Front: Easy on, easy off—for those moments when you must change quickly before or after a surprise dog parade.

• 📐 Rounded Hem: Adds a casual, athletic vibe—even if your only cardio is chasing a dachshund for a selfie.

• 🧵 Seam Thread Matches Design
  Because even your stitching refuses to clash. We love a detail diva.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash warm (like your love for fluffy mutts)

• Do not bleach (unless you want it to look like a dalmatian… unintentionally)

• Tumble dry low—this jersey knows how to chill

• Iron low heat, if necessary (but dog hair camouflages wrinkles)

• Do not dry clean—this shirt is not here for the dry life

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – For high-speed tail-chasers with elite reaction times

• S – Balanced for those who jog AND politely squeal at passing poodles

• M – Perfect for expressive hand gestures and sprint-then-stroll energy

• L – Ideal for brunch breaks and full dramatic reenactments

• XL – Spacious enough for snacks, sass, and spontaneous barking competitions

• 2XL – For maximum comfort and emotional support after seeing a puppy in a backpack

💡 Pro Tip: Pairs best with leggings, sneakers, and a solid “Sorry, I saw a dog” defense strategy. Ideal for dog parks, chaotic errands, or any environment where barking could be mistaken for applause.

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