Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Windbreaker Jacket (AOP)
Price range: $68.37 through $83.20
This unisex windbreaker is your official badge of honor for being late due to highly important canine encounters. Lightweight, weather-resistant, and equipped with pockets for snacks (yours or the dog’s), it’s perfect for chasing tail wags through wind, rain, or awkward explanations. Runs a bit small—unlike your ability to ignore a passing pug in a raincoat.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : funny dog windbreaker, humorous lightweight jacket, sorry I’m late outerwear, unisex dog lover jacket, weatherproof dog spotting gear
Rain or shine, dog sightings can’t wait—and neither should your outfit. Introducing the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Windbreaker: the lightweight, unisex, excuse-enabled jacket for people who treat every sidewalk like a live episode of Pupwatch: Urban Edition.
Made from 100% polyester (aka: adventure fabric), this jacket is water-resistant, wind-resistant, and totally resistant to taking life too seriously. The all-over print screams “Yes, I’m chasing a tail—but fashionably.” With black zippers, elastic cuffs, and two pockets for dog treats or backup excuses, this windbreaker doesn’t just block wind—it blocks judgment.
Key Features:
🌬️ 100% Polyester: Strong, quick-drying, and tough enough to withstand being ambushed by a soggy spaniel.
🧥 Unisex Athletic Cut: Runs smaller than usual—kind of like your time management skills when there’s a dachshund in a raincoat nearby.
🌈 Vibrant All-Over Print (AOP): Turn sidewalks into runways. This print doesn’t just pop—it struts.
🧤 Elastic Cuffs: Keeps sleeves in place, even when your arms are busy waving at a stranger’s beagle.
🎒 Two Front Pockets: Perfect for storing snacks, keys, or the existential realization that you’re going to be late. Again.
💨 Water & Wind Resistant: Because dogs don’t care about the weather, and now, neither do you.
Care Instructions:
For when the post-pup adventure leads to mud:
🐾 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
🐾 Do not bleach—unless you want abstract art
🐾 Tumble dry low—like your expectations of punctuality
🐾 Do not iron—crinkles are windbreaker couture
🐾 Skip the drycleaner—this jacket is streetwise, not high-maintenanceSize Guide:
🐕 XS (Mini Mayhem): Tiny in size, giant in dog-detecting enthusiasm.
🐕 S (Small but Strategic): Knows exactly where the neighborhood retrievers hang out.
🐕 M (Mid-Level Mischief): Balanced, practical, and constantly looking over your shoulder for a tail.
🐕 L (Loyal Lab Energy): Laid-back, friendly, and always ready to pet a pit bull.
🐕 XL (Explorer of Every Park): Can’t pass a fence without investigating the bark behind it.
🐕 2XL (Top Tier Dog Whisperer): Knows all the pups by name. And most of the humans too.Pro Tip: Always keep a spare tennis ball in your pocket—you never know when you’ll need to make friends fast. This windbreaker looks great with joggers, rain boots, or that glazed expression you get when someone walks past with a chow chow. Just zip it up and follow the floof.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Length, in 27.17 27.68 28.19 28.94 29.69 30.43 Width, in 19.21 20.71 22.20 23.74 25.71 27.72 Sleeve length, in 26.10 26.38 26.65 26.97 27.28 27.56
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