Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog USA-Made Unisex Short-Sleeve Jersey T-Shirt

This tee is the fabric equivalent of spotting a dog mid-errand—soft, exciting, and suddenly your whole day just got better. Made in the USA with imported fabric (because global friendships matter), this shirt features 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton so comfy you’ll question the existence of other textiles. Whether you’re running errands or just running late because of a golden retriever, this tee gets it.

Key Features:

• 100% Airlume Cotton: Luxuriously soft and breathable. It’s the five-star hotel of t-shirts.

• Retail Fit: Flattering but not clingy—like that friend who always tells you when there’s spinach in your teeth.

• Made in the USA (with globally-sourced goodness): Sewn on home turf with an international flair. Red, white, and globally right.

• Tear-Away Label: Because nothing should ruin your day. Not even an itchy neck.

• Heather Options: Athletic Heather (90% cotton, 10% polyester) and other Heathers (52/48 cotton-poly blend). Fancy, right?

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry: no heat (it’s not a pizza)

• Iron: low and gentle

• Do not dry clean (this isn’t Wall Street)

Size Guide:

• XS – For the minimalists or very committed oat milk drinkers.

• S – For those who remember their water bottle more often than not.

• M – That comfy middle ground between “meh” and “model.”

• L – Like medium, but with big weekend plans.

• XL – For folks who love snacks and don’t believe in rushing.

• 2XL – More room for comfort and spontaneous dance moves.

• 3XL – Now with extra space for layering or enthusiasm.

Pro Tip: This shirt pairs beautifully with dog hair, chaotic energy, and coffee you forgot you already reheated twice. Bonus points if you wear it while petting a stranger’s dog mid-errand.

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