Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Zip Hoodie (AOP)
$71.25 – $81.40
Prepare to be cozy, colorful, and chronically distracted by dogs. This zip-up hoodie is basically wearable comfort food—with a custom-cut fit, an all-over design that screams “I have excellent taste and possibly a treat in my pocket,” and zero chance of cold weather catching you off guard. Bonus: you can zip it up faster than you can say “Is that a golden retriever?!”
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine distraction couture, dog-themed zip hoodie, excuse apparel deluxe, fashionable lateness gear, zipped hoodie of shame
If fashion had a love child with comfort and sprinkled it with canine-induced tardiness, this would be it. Our Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog All-Over Print Zip Hoodie is a wearable excuse that not only keeps you warm but also lets the world know you had very important puppy business to attend to. Made from 100% polyester and stitched together like a cozy work of art, this hoodie screams “I’m warm, I’m stylish, and I’m distracted by dogs.” Perfect for those brisk days when you want your personality—and your obsession with dogs—to be loud and clear.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Because cotton is great, but polyester says, “I came here to snuggle AND shine.”
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Custom Cut & Sewn – Handcrafted to feel like it was tailored just for your spontaneous squirrel-chasing lifestyle.
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Black Zipper & White Thread – Bold contrast, because subtlety is overrated when you’re rocking dog-watching couture.
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Spacious Front Pockets – For hands, snacks, or small dogs (we don’t judge).
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All-Over Print Brilliance – Say goodbye to boring seams and hello to edge-to-edge personality.
Care Instructions:
Because even dog lovers need laundry day.
🧼 Machine wash cold (30°C max)
🚫 No bleach—this isn’t the time to go white
🔥 Tumble dry low
🧴 Do not iron—this isn’t a business meeting
🚫 Dry cleaning? Also no. Keep it casual.Size Guide:
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XS (Extra Small) – Perfect for petite pooch lovers or those who live by the motto “snug is stylish.”
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S (Small) – Just enough room for layering and dog treats in your pockets—sleek but not suffocating.
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M (Medium) – The “Goldilocks” of hoodies—roomy, comfy, and just right for most humans and a pug or two.
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L (Large) – For the dog enthusiast who likes their coziness oversized and their hoodies ready for cuddle emergencies.
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XL (Extra Large) – Generous space for all your layers and the emotional baggage of not petting that one dog yesterday.
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2XL (Double Extra Large) – Go big or go home… preferably home to hang out with dogs in ultimate hoodie comfort.
Pro Tip: Pair this zip hoodie with your finest “I swear I was on time until a corgi crossed my path” face. It enhances the believability of your excuse and doubles as a conversation starter for fellow canine connoisseurs.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Length, in 25.00 25.98 27.01 27.99 29.76 31.50 Width, in 20.00 21.50 22.99 24.49 26.50 28.50 Sleeve Length, in 23.86 24.37 24.88 25.39 25.87 26.38 -