Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Zip Hoodie

You know that moment when you’re late and the only logical excuse is, “I saw a dog”? Well now, you can wear your alibi. This zip hoodie is your stylish sidekick for every detour, paw stop, or canine-caused delay. Soft, cozy, and spun from cottony dreams and polyester wizardry, it’s warm enough to cuddle a Saint Bernard and durable enough to chase one. It’s also pre-shrunk, so you won’t find it mysteriously morphing into a crop top after one spin in the dryer. In short: it’s the perfect hoodie for people who run late but look great doing it.

Key Features:

• 80% combed, ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester: Made with the fabric equivalent of a bear hug—plush, strong, and ready for printing your legendary dog sightings.

• Spacious kangaroo pockets: Great for snacks, hands, or emergency dog treats.

• Durable zipper closure: YKK #5 zipper with auto-lock slider. Because this hoodie has commitment issues—once zipped, it stays zipped.

• Jersey-lined hood with adjustable drawstrings: Because your head deserves a cotton cloud on chilly mornings or when you’re ignoring people.

• Direct-to-Film (DTF) and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Printing Compatibility: AKA: It’s ready for your sarcastic, over-the-top, custom dog doodles.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) – unless you want a hoodie fit for your dog instead.

• Do not bleach – dogs might like spots, but your hoodie doesn’t.

• Tumble dry low heat – just like your caffeine addiction: low and controlled.

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat – but only if you’re that fancy.

• Do not dry clean – your hoodie isn’t auditioning for a red carpet.

Size Guide:

• XS–S: For the fleet-footed human gazelles who only stop for corgis.

• M–L: The perfect middle ground for spontaneous dog park visits.

• XL–2XL: Roomy enough for layered excuses and bigger dog-hugging capacity.

• 3XL: Because sometimes you want to be late and swaddled like a burrito.

Pro Tip: If you’re running late (again), just point to your hoodie, shrug dramatically, and say, “What can I say? Dogs happen.” Then disappear into the sunset, looking both mysterious and incredibly comfortable.

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