Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Varsity Hoodie

Ah yes, the varsity hoodie—a timeless classic for people who want to look sporty without having to actually sport. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Varsity Hoodie blends vintage vibes with modern comfort, and just enough structure to pretend you’re not wearing pajamas in public.

Crafted from a cozy combo of cotton and polyester, this hoodie is all about that sweet spot between softness and “oops I forgot I had a meeting.” With a contrasting interior hood and a flat lace drawcord, it brings just the right amount of drama—kind of like a golden retriever in a bow tie. Throw it on, and instantly level up your outfit and your excuses.

🏷️ Key Features:

• Cotton-Poly Blend for Peak Snuggle & Style: Solid colors = 80/20 cotton/polyester. Heather and charcoal have their own quirky ratios, but they’re all cozy AF.

• Double-Fabric Hood with Contrast Interior: For when you want your hoodie to whisper, “I’m low-key stylish and high-key late.”

• Flat Lace Drawcord & Metal Grommets: Because you’re classy—even if you were supposed to be somewhere 15 minutes ago.

• Spacious Kangaroo Pocket: Holds your hands, your snacks, or your last shred of social energy.

• Ribbed-Knit Cuffs & Hem: Keeps its shape even if your plans (and your motivation) do not.

• Double Needle Stitching: Built to last through many years of being fashionably delayed.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)

• ❄️ Tumble dry low (optional: sob into it while doing so)

• 🧼 Iron on low heat if you’re feeling ambitious

• 🚫 Do not bleach or dry clean—this hoodie isn’t into harsh treatments

📏 Size Guide:

• S (Slightly Sporty): For the hoodie lover who stays cozy without looking like they’re hiding from the world—just maybe avoiding eye contact.

• M (Moderately Mysterious): Not too tight, not too loose. Ideal for spontaneous dog-chasing or casual lateness with style.

• L (Laid-Back Legend): For those who believe in layering, lounging, and looking like you might own a skateboard.

• XL (Extra Lounge Energy): Roomy, relaxed, and ready for oversized hoodie weather—or oversized life decisions.

• 2XL (Certified Cozy Overachiever): Maximum comfort mode. Built for naps, Netflix, and not responding to texts.

💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for pretending you’re on a sports team called Team Can’t Pass a Dog Without Saying Hi. Pairs well with jeans, joggers, and that “just ran into a corgi” glow.

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