Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Ultra Cotton® Tall T-Shirt

Let’s face it—you’re tall, majestic, and slightly flustered because you saw a dachshund in a sweater. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Ultra Cotton® Tall Tee is made for you. With extra length, 100% cotton, and a classic fit, this heavyweight shirt provides all the coverage you need—whether you’re layering for fall, ducking under doorframes, or crouching dramatically to pet a golden retriever.

It’s comfy. It’s structured. It’s tear-away labeled for your neck’s comfort. And most importantly, it’s built for people who need a little extra fabric… and a lot of extra forgiveness for being late (again).

✨ Key Features:

• 🧵 100% Cotton: Strong, smooth, and breathable—like your ability to spot a dog from three blocks away.

• 📏 Tall Classic Fit: Perfect for taller builds, long torsos, or anyone who wants to dramatically swoop into a Labrador cuddle without exposing a midriff.

• 🧶 Ribbed 1×1 Collar: Bounces back just like you do after seeing a Great Dane in the wild.

• 🧷 Shoulder Tape: Stabilizes the tee and your sense of style, even when you’re emotionally spiraling after petting a poodle.

• ✂️ Double Needle Stitching: Keeps seams in check during emergency tail-wag tracking or awkward half-jogs through parks.

• 🏷 Tear-Away Label: Because neck scratches should come from pets, not poorly placed tags.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your plans that evaporated when a corgi walked by)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed (but maybe just don’t)

• Tumble dry low—like your sense of urgency

• Iron low if absolutely necessary (but wrinkles = personality)

• Do not dry clean—this shirt wasn’t made for tuxedo energy

📏 Size Guide:

• XL – For tall folks with a flair for punctual-ish entrances and excellent puppy radar.

• 2XL – Built for those who like their tees long, their strides wide, and their excuses well-ventilated.

• 3XL – Maximum length, maximum comfort, and plenty of room to crouch dramatically when a fluffy tail appears.

💡 Pro Tip: This tee pairs best with jeans, long limbs, and an apologetic smile that says “Yes, I was late… but I was busy being a gentle giant to a pug in a pumpkin costume.” Also great for layering under hoodies or over your deep emotional need for more dogs in your life.

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