Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
$24.07 – $27.92
Behold, the long sleeve tee for those who dress like they might go to the gym, but actually just chase dogs down the street yelling “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?!” Made from 100% ultra cotton and slightly more formal than your laundry-day hoodie, this shirt is comfy, classic, and ready to be late—with style.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine distraction gear, dog excuse apparel, fashionably late tee, humor cotton shirt, long sleeve dog lover
For those moments when you want to look slightly more put-together than a human-shaped pile of laundry, this long sleeve tee steps in like a loyal golden retriever. Made with 100% environmentally-friendly cotton, it’s the fashion equivalent of a firm handshake and a warm hug—polished, comfy, and subtly screaming, “Yes, I pet the dog, and yes, I’m proud of it.”
Ideal for dog lovers, chronic late arrivers, and anyone who wants to keep their forearms cozy without committing to full-on sweater weather.
Key Features:
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100% Ultra Cotton: Not just cotton—ultra cotton. Because your skin deserves a luxurious hug too.
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No Side Seams: Just like your love life: seamless and mildly confusing.
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Shoulder Tape: For shoulders that carry the emotional weight of every dog you’ve ever seen and not adopted.
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Ribbed Knit Collar: Stays snappy even after you’ve pulled it off during a mid-day existential crisis.
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Classic Fit, Sewn-In Label: Regular fit, irregular charm. Plus, the tag won’t itch like your conscience after eating someone else’s fries.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart).
- Tumble dry on medium heat (like your instant noodles).
- Do not bleach (unless you’re going for ‘distressed chic’).
- Do not iron (you rebel).
- Do not dry clean (this shirt is not bougie).
Size Guide:
(All sizes are “dog-walk-ready” approved)
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S: For those who think “one more treat” is a lifestyle.
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M: Middle-of-the-road and proud of it.
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L: For folks who’ve accepted both large sweaters and emotional support dogs.
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XL – 5XL: Extra room for snacks, dogs, and life choices.
Note: Runs a bit smaller than usual. If you like your tees the way you like your dogs—roomy and snuggly—consider sizing up!
Pro Tip: Wear it to your next “serious” meeting. When questioned, just point to the shirt. Works better than most PowerPoint presentations.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 23.98 25.98 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98 32.01 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 25.00 25.51 25.98 26.50 27.01 27.52 28.03 28.54 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -