Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Tank Top (AOP)

If you’re going to be late (because obviously… dog), you might as well look breezy, cool, and vaguely eco-heroic doing it. Enter: this unisex tank made from 100% recycled polyester. It’s soft like a golden retriever’s ear, breathable like your excuses, and printed all over for maximum “look at me not sweating while running after a beagle” energy.

Whether you’re lounging, lifting, or losing your mind over a corgi, this tank brings the kind of comfort and casual coolness that says, “Yes, I care about the planet and also that poodle across the street.”

🐕 Key Features:

• 100% Recycled Polyester: Strong, fast-drying, and suspiciously soft—like cotton but without the guilt or shrinkage drama.

• Lightweight Feel (5.60 oz/yd²): Airy enough to chase dogs, do zero cardio, or “accidentally” spend all day in your tank top.

• Regular Fit: The Goldilocks of fits—not too tight, not too loose, just right for summer chaos and spontaneous petting.

• Reinforced Stitching with Cotton Ribbon: Built tough, so it won’t bail on you mid-lunge at a Shih Tzu.

• Auto-Matched Thread Color: Because this tank has standards, and no one needs clashing seams ruining their vibe.

• Sewn-In Size & Care Label: No itchy tags = no unnecessary distractions from your dog-focused agenda.

🧼 Care Instructions:

This tank is low maintenance—unlike your schedule:

• 🧺 Machine wash inside out, cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

• 🚫 Do not bleach (even if it gets slobber on it)

• 🚿 Drip dry like you’re in a slow-motion beach scene

• 🧲 Iron on low heat if absolutely necessary

• 🚫 Do not dry clean—it’s chill, not high society

📏 Size Guide:

Regular fit, maximum bark potential.

• XS – Extra Swift: For those who run like greyhounds and make eye contact with every dog within 300 feet.

• S – Slightly Social: Flattering and breathable—like small talk with a pug.

• M – Medium Mischief: Versatile and ready for walkies or waffles.

• L – Laid-Back & Loyal: Relaxed fit for reactive dogs and reactive emotions.

• XL – Extra Laid Back: Comfort meets chaos. Pair with your best dog voice.

• 2XL to 4XL – Built for Bark Patrol: Room to breathe, stretch, snack, and sprint after a husky.

💡 Pro Tip: Wear this tank when you want to scream “I care about the planet and petting every dog I meet” without saying a word. Add aviators, a reusable bottle, and a very full treat pouch for bonus points. Fashionably late? Yes. Unprepared for a Labrador ambush? Never.

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